This just in: Naps apparently give you more energy than coffee. We don't know whether to be annoyed by this report, or just amused.
The study tested the hit of java vs a 20-minute nap and 90-extra minutes of sleep in the morning. It says the nap gets the best results.
Memo to the Study Analysts: DON'T YOU THINK IF WE COULD FIND A FREAKIN' MINUTE FOR A NAP WE WOULD TAKE ONE?! (Oh, sorry—we're just tired.)