How does the Tour de France winner score such wealthy women?

According to the NY Post, Armstrong was most recently spotted with Ashley Olsen, the tiny, young thing who shares a cool hundred mil with her twin sister, Mary Kate. Before her? Designer Tory Burch, whose company is worth $600 million. And we can't forget the girlfriend who started the trend — rocker Sheryl Crow, who is not only a spokersperson for going green, she's got quite the stash of green herself. Live strong, INDEED.

And Mr. Armstrong, don't even think we haven't noticed your lady friends keep getting younger and younger - 45... 38... now 21? We're locking up our teens ASAP.

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