Iran is SO Grounded
President Bush punished Iran today for playing with very dangerous toys they’re not allowed to have. “Iran’s not going to be able to play with the United States anymore,” said an angry Mr. Bush, “until they promise to throw all the toys away.” The president also said he’ll be checking their rooms, even under their beds, to make sure the toys are all gone. Click here for the full grown up story

Icky Things
The nice toy-makers in a far-away land are making toys with icky on them and sending them to us. We don’t want things with icky, so we send the toys back. We keep asking the nice toy-makers to stop, but they don't have their listening ears on.Click here for the full grown up story