Hillary Clinton's million-dollar birthday bash: Guess Carvel isn't good enough when you might be running the free world soon.

Rock bands, celebs, and a former president turned out to celebrate Hillary Clinton hitting the big 6-0 last night. We can't help but wonder if a party that brought in a cool mil might have gotten Bill off the hook in the gift department.

Must be nice to be running for president and getting fancy parties. All we got was a mug with our kid's handprints from Color Me Mine.