News and a Bedtime Story

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Hillary and the Boys Club

Hillary can do anything the boys can do, but they still won't let her
in their club. Little Rudy, Mitt, and Obama just pick on her and say
mean things. It's not fair. Hillary is as smart as they are, she just
likes to wear pearls. Why do they all fight so much? Because one day
they all want to live in a big white house and only one of them can.

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Writers Take Their Ball and Go Home
Once upon a time in Television Land there were some very, very sad people called the writers and the producers. The writers were sad because they wanted extra credit for how hard they worked. The producers were sad because they couldn't afford to keep the writers happy. Then one day, the leader of the writers said "Pencils down!" And everything just stopped. And that is why, to this day, mommies and daddies everywhere have to read stories like this to their children instead of watching their favorite television shows. Click here for full grown-up story