Oprah Didn't Recommend Donda's Doctor
Winfrey's rep denies Oprah Winfrey recommended Dr. Jan Adams to Donda West. Good, because that's about all the bad news for Oprah we can take.

Binge Drinking Okay for Moms-To-Be?
A new study says that drinking during pregnancy does not have adverse effects as previously thought. But don't get out your beer bongs yet, the study is still inconclusive.

Paris Drunken Elephant Story a Hoax
The Associated Press retracted the story about Paris crusading for pickled pachyderms. Guess they're just going to have to check into rehab instead.

Boy Will Not Face Charges For L.A. Fire
Charges have been dropped against the 10-year-old accused of starting a 38,000-acre fire. He will have to report weekly to his probation officer, Smokey the Bear.

Parents Suing Hannah Montana's Fan Club A class action suit is being filed by the Miley Cyrus Fan Club because they couldn't get their hands on the coveted tickets. Maybe they'll settle for Billy Ray Cyrus tickets instead?