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Safe Toys That Suck

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The top 5 Toys that are safe for kids but still suck.

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The World Against Toys Causing Harm (WATCH) has a list of the worst toys of 2007. Toys potential hazardous to children like, Go Diego Go Animal Rescue Boat (lead-painted boat), Sticky Stones (Two things that DON'T go together) and of course Aqua Dots, right up there with lawn darts.

WATCH isn't kidding around, these toys are the worst of the worst. But here at Mom•Logic we wonder which toys are bad, not because they're unsafe, but just because they're kinda sucky.

Here's our Top 5:

Furby: The perfect toy if you want your kids hanging out with a creepy talking gremlin.

Thumb Wrestling Ring: Each player inserts their thumbs through opposite corner holes and the fight begins. About as useful as a Rock Paper Scissors instant replay.

Tamagotchi, Digital Pet: If you insist on teaching your child how near-impossible it is to keep a small pet alive- do it the old-fashioned way, buy a goldfish.

Silly Putty: The only thing silly about Silly Putty is it's been around for 50 years and still nobody knows what to do with it.

Any doll that pees: What's worse, toilet training your daughter or your daughter's doll?

Click here for the complete 2007 "10 Worst Toys" list.

What do you think are the best and worst toys?


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