Brad Pitt will no longer do nude scenes.
"I don't want to be embarrassed when my kids get old enough to see my films," Brad told the BBC in an interview earlier this week. "I can't see any more nude scenes (in my career)." Screw being embarrassed, what about us?
This is devastating, brutal, horrible, painful...OK, so we're being
a bit dramatic, but come on, he is one hot little number. In memory of
Brad's on-screen nudity, we'd like to pay tribute. We first saw Brad's
tight, naked body when he bared all for those two crazy gals on the
run, Thelma & Louise. Thank you, Brad's naked body, for
helping us get in the mood some nights when our boring old hubbies just
weren't doing it. (Not you, honey.) It's Brad's bum we'll miss most of
all...round, muscular...it never disappointed. From steamy scenes in Troy to Mr. & Mrs Smith, we say good bye. Please take advantage of this Bottomless Pitt Photo Gallery. (tear) Goodbye, it's been great knowing ya...