Survey says as women get older, sex gets hotter.

When we get old we really start to lose it. Memory, hearing, eyesight, it all starts to go. But getting up there in years doesn’t mean you have to lose your sex life. According to a new study reported in USA Today older women are enjoying sex more than their counterparts a decade earlier. Yes, that’s right, good things come to those who wait. The study surveyed 507 older women and just so you know, “older”, means 55-75. So if you’re 38 and enjoying sex more than ever, please, do us a favor and keep it to yourself.

One reason for the increase in libido is there’s simply more time to have sex when you’re older. "Kids are involved in more extracurricular activities than ever," says the article. " Parents are left with no free time, so how can they have a good sex life?" Seems that an empty nest equals more fulfillment in the bedroom.

Add that to the fact that “Aging women consider themselves younger than did women of earlier times,” and you’ve got a bunch of “old” women walking around with self-satisfied smirks on their faces.