Need some downtime? Take a "time out" behind bars.
As we reported earlier, Massachusetts has proposed a bill to make it a crime to spank your child. Back in January 2007 California also introduced a bill to ban parents from spanking, punishable by prison time. We're not quite sure prison would deter a frustrated Mom from giving a spank to a pre-schooler who's just gleefully poured an entire container of maple syrup on the carpet. You really want to punish a mom? Throw her in jail WITH the tantrum throwing, disobedient rugrat. Otherwise, compared with the never-ending hamster wheel of motherhood, prison just might be a picnic.
(Disclaimer: Momlogic do not condone breaking the law just to get a little "me" time. We are law-abiding citizens.)
Top 5 Benefits of Life in Prison
1. Sleep all night (and all day!)
Get all the beauty sleep you need, with no interruptions from kids or husbands. In jail you're like a cat, you can sleep up to 23 hours a day.
2. No cleaning house in the "Big House."
No laundry, dishes or vacuuming up Cheerios. And since all your possessions were confiscated during the strip-search, your clutter-free dreams will finally come true.
3. Relive your college days.
You and your prison "roommate" can stay up all night giggling like schoolgirls. Just make sure she doesn't try to stick you with a shiv during your pillow fight.
4. Get a free insta-wardrobe.
You never have "nothing to wear" behind bars, you'll always be stylish in your jumpsuit. And remember girls, "prison orange" complements almost all skin tones!
5. Two words: conjugal visits!
Who says scheduled sex can't be fun?