It's the one day of the year that the president's really got game.

President Bush invited a couple of turkeys to the White House rose garden and pardoned them from becoming this year's victims of Thanksgiving. The turkeys, May and Flower, will be flown to Orlando, Fla. and will head up the Walt Disney World Thanksgiving Day Parade on Thursday, working as grand marshals.

Their reward is flying on the busiest travel day to the happiest place on earth during the craziest time of the year? No thanks—we'd rather be cooked and eaten.

Question: Who's paying for the turkey trip? What, there are no local Florida turkeys up for the job? We cry fowl.