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Who’s your Daddy now, Maury?

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Paternity Tests on sale at Rite Aid.

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Good news for dads who aren’t quite sure if they’re dads. Now there’s no need to go on The Maury Show to find out if your red-headed son (who looks suspiciously like your red-headed mailman) is actually yours. Just swing by your local pharmacy and pick up a take-home paternity test!

The genetic test, called Identigene, is available at Rite Aid—but only in California, Oregon and Washington stores. Guess the other 47 states will still have to try to get a spot on Maury.
As far as tests go, this one's pretty easy. Just swab the inside of your mouth, and mail it back to the Indentigene lab. Results arrive within five days. It's pretty inexpensive too, around $25, but the laboratory fee will put you back $119.

The best part? Waiting for the results can be fun for the whole "family!"



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1 comments so far | Post a comment now
westy November 28, 2007, 4:05 AM

I didn’t think that Americans understood irony….

The best part? Waiting for the results can be fun for the whole “family!”


Unless of course you were being serious…doh!


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