Newsworthy nuggets from Tinseltown.

From the Mouths of Babes: At an environmental press conference, Uma Thurman admitted she's learned to go green from her two kids, Levon, 5, and Maya, 9. "[They] are getting a much better education (in environmental issues) that the rest of us...I am constantly instructed on a daily basis." We like learning to be eco-conscious from our kids, it's when they correct our math skills when we help them with homework that we don't always enjoy. For more on Uma, check her out in January's Harper's Bazaar.

Rachael Ray Dishes on her Weight: RR tells OK! , "I don't care about any of that crap...I have clothes in four different sizes in my closet." We applaud Rachael for not being weight-obsessed.

Britney to Play Virgin Mary?: According to the New York Post, Spears is reviewing a script where she would play the Virgin Mary in a satire titled Sweet Baby Jesus. Apparently, Britney would play a teenager who goes into labor on Christmas Eve not certain of who's the Daddy. Wait, we're confused, is this a movie or a reality series?