More Kids Planned for Brangelina
Brad Pitt says he and Angelina will probably “crap out somewhere between seven and nine” children. They’re becoming the modern day Brady bunch! The couple currently have four kids, and Brad says this Christmas the kids will get some of the classic gifts that he received as a child.

Case Closed on Missing Teen Natalee Holloway
Authorities in Aruba announced today they are closing the investigation into the disappearance of Natalee, the Alabama teen who vanished in May 2005. Although they claim to believe the three young men last seen with Natalee were involved in her disappearance, they do not have evidence to charge them with a crime. Joran van der Sloot and the two Kalpoe brothers were notified they will not be charged, according to the prosecutor’s office.

NY Couple Found Guilty in Modern-Day Slavery Case
A millionaire husband and wife face up to 40 years in prison after being convicted of torturing two housekeepers they kept in their mansion for years. They confiscated the two womens’ passports, beat them with brooms, scaulded them with hot water, and forced them to eat hot chili peppers. As the jury’s verdict was announced, one of the wealthy couple's  three daughters fainted.

Bill Clinton And Bush 41 to Help President Hil?
Bill Clinton said today in South Carolina that the first thing his wife would do when she takes office is send him and the elder Bush on an  international tour to tell other countries that “America is open for business and cooperation again.” George H.W. Bush’s office said he has “never discussed an ‘around-the-world-mission’ with either former President Bill Clinton or Sen. Clinton.”

A Regal Addition to England’s Royal Family
The Queen’s youngest son and his wife welcomed their second child on Monday afternoon. Edward (Prince Charles’ little bro) and Sophie, the Earl and Countess of Wessex, have yet to name their 6 pound, 2 ounce baby boy. Edward and his wife did not know the sex of the child beforehand and he said, “You’ve got to get to know the small person who’s just come into the world before you pick a name.”