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Monday, December 10, 2007

Drinking Alcohol Makes Young Adults Act Stupid
	New research by the Washington University School of Medicine has found a direct correlation between heavy drinking and multiple sex partners in young adults. First of all, duh. Second of all, whose kids did they survey? Someone must be proud. "Get a load of me, Ma! I’m in a binge-drinking sex study!" In related news: Doctors should refrain from getting stinko drunk right before performing heart surgery.
Sleep Deprivation Makes You Tired
	A recent study by The American Academy of Sleep Medicine warns us that sleep loss can affect one's daytime functioning. Wassup? Did the president of the American Academy of Sleep just have kids? In related news:When shopping, children who haven't gotten enough sleep are more prone to have embarrassing temper tantrums in the middle of aisle 9.