This year the famous did not disappoint when giving their kids some weird unique names.

Okay, celebrities. We get it. You're famous. You love being the center of attention. We know you can't just name your offspring regular names like the rest of us mere-mortals.

Sometimes, though, aren’t you going a bit too far to snag the spotlight for your little bundles of star power?

5) Story Elias: Son of Jenna and Bodhi Elfman.
Gonna get pretty confusing for Story during story time.

4) Everly Bear: Son of Anthony Kiedis and Heather Christie.
Not sure this will end up happily everly afterly.

3) Alabama Gypsy Rose: Daughter of Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings.
Does this sound like the wrong kind of stage name to anyone else?

2) Ever: Daughter of Milla Jovovich and Paul W. S. Anderson.
Milla said during an interview that "Ever is a Scottish boy's name and pays homage to the baby's Scottish heritage." Sure Ever isn't paying homage to that old-school favorite college drink ever-clear?

1) Ptolemy John: Son of Gretchen Mol and Tod Williams.
Starting a name off with two consonants is never a great idea, but at least Ptolemy is a real guy, a Greek astronomer. Yeah, that’ll stop him from being teased.