Rosie O’Donnell Fears For Britney’s Life
On her blog today, Rosie comments on the frenzy surrounding Britney Spears and fears the singer will face a tragic end, similar to Princess Diana. The former talk show host never mentions Britney by name, but it's clear who she's talking about when she says, "They chased her. A mob of stalkers for whom no stalking laws have been written. Smother. Crush. Flash. Photo Credit. 83 million albums sold so far. How many pictures? The tunnel is crowded now. There are only inches of separation between vulnerability and disaster.”

Texas Refuses to Sign MySpace Protection Agreement
MySpace.com is joining forces with state officials to improve security settings on the social network site to protect minors from sexual predators. Except in Texas. Texas was the only state to not sign the agreement, arguing that the online community cannot “adequately protect minors without an age-verification system.”

Oprah Launching Her Own TV Network
Talk show host Oprah Winfrey is getting her own network. Oprah acquired the Discovery Health cable network today, which will now be called the Oprah Winfrey Network or OWN. The new station will develop programming that supports Oprah’s brand to “educate and inspire people to live the best life they can.” It's official: Oprah is taking over the universe...

Siblings Born a Minute Apart Are Not Twins
A UK woman gave birth to a baby boy and girl 60 seconds apart, but doctors say Thomas and Harriet Mullineux are not twins. Early in her pregnancy, the mother was told she was carrying twins, but at seven weeks she miscarried one of them. Two weeks later, she got pregnant again, and another fetus began growing in her womb. Talk about fertile!

Deceased Grandmother Takes One Last Road Trip
A 79-year-old grandmother from California afflicted with terminal kidney disease wanted to see her extended family one last time before she passed. Her family drove her to Arkansas and were on their way to see other family when she died in Wyoming. The family continued to drive for another 1,000 miles before notifying the authorities. Not to be insensitive, but wasn't that the plot for Vacation and Little Miss Sunshine? We're just sayin'.