Eddie Murphy and Wife Split
Two weeks after a “spiritual ceremony” on a private island, funny man Eddie Murphy and his bride, Tracy Edmonds, have separated. The couple started dating in 2006 and planned to have a legally binding marriage ceremony in the U.S., but never took an official walk down the aisle. Okay, what’s up with getting separated two weeks into the marriage? What was the point of even getting married in the first place?

O.J. Simpson Blasted by Vegas Judge
O.J. Simpson, who has been in a Las Vegas jail since last week for violating the condittions of his bail, appeared before a Las Vegas judge this morning. The judge ruled Simpson’s bail be raised to $250,000—and we just love how she didn’t mince words.

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Pregnant Marine Murder Suspect Likely in Mexico
Law enforcement agents believe that Cpl. Cesar Laurean, the main suspect in the death of 21-year-old, Lance Cpl. Maria Lauterbach, has fled to his native Mexico. The FBI is working with Mexican authorities to locate and arrest Cesar if he is indeed found there. Laurean was under investigation for raping Lauterbach, who authorities say died from “blunt trauma to the head” after she went missing in December. We really hope he’s brought to justice soon.

UFO Sighting in Texas
More than 30 residents in Stephenville, Texas, have reported spotting a UFO in the skies over their small town. The unidentified flying object was reportedly “a mile-wide, silent object with bright lights, flying low and fast.” Hmm…could Stephenville be the next Roswell? Only time will tell.