Keifer Sutherland Released From Jail
The "24" star was released from the Glendale City Jail early this morning after spending 48 days on a drunken driving charge. Authorities called the incarcerated actor a "model prisoner" and said he spent his sentence on laundry duty, washing other inmates' clothes, blankets, and towels. Hey, if he's done there, maybe he could come to our houses next?

Women’s Breasts Are Getting Bigger
Over the past decade, the average woman’s breast size has increased from a 34B to a 36C. Doctors in Britain believe the increased level of hormones and even the presence of chemicals in lipstick has caused breasts to grow. Hmmm, so that's why so many of us got lipstick in our stockings this past Christmas!

Missing Mother of Two Found Dead
Florida police have identified the remains of 21-year-old Denise Amber Lee, a stay-at-home mom who was abducted on Thursday. Lee's husband reported her missing after he came home and found their 2-year-old and 6-month-old sons left unattended. Authorities arrested a suspect in the case, Michael Lee King, but it is still unknown if Lee and King knew one another. Our thoughts are with her family.

Research Suggests Cell Phones Cause Insomnia
A report released by the Mobile Manufacturers Forum finds that using cell phones before going to bed can cause insomnia, confusion and headaches. The report, which will be published by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology concludes that the radiation emitted from cell phones can also lead to depression—and severe depression if it’s your mother-in-law on the other end of the line.

Your Diamond Ring May Help You Ka-Ching!
De Beers, the world's largest diamond supplier, has been de bad. They've just settled a $295 million class action lawsuit after being charged with price fixing and monopolizing the diamond trade. Consumers who can prove they purchased a De Beers diamond between January 1994 and March 2006 may be entitled to a refund, but hurry because you only have until May 19th to file a claim. Shame on you, De Beers. Shame on you.