Tell Us Something We Don't Know

The latest pointless studies Moms already know.
| New study says: Happy People are Healthier | |
| You're kidding, another study linking happiness to health? You know what would make us happy? If they stopped spending money on these studies telling us how great it is to be happy. Let us know when there's a study that says people who get majorly pissed off at least once a day are more likely to have awesome abs. In related news: Lab mice who vacationed on the French Rivera were happier than their counterparts who were used in this pointless study. |
| People Drive Better When They're NOT on Cellphones | |
![]() | A study declares cell phone use on the road snarls up traffic. Hold on a minute, are they saying when we're driving and talking on the cell phone (and texting, looking at photos, downloading ring tones, and playing Tetris) we might not be keeping up with the flow of traffic?! In related news: Researchers discover drivers who use their commute to work on their ship-in-a-bottle projects are more likely to have trouble affixing their teeny tiny sails to their itsy bitsy masts. |
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