Which Presidential candidate would you let watch your kids?

Here’s how they measure up:

DEMOCRATS

Hillary Clinton
PROS: Did a great job raising Chelsea.
CONS: Will bore kids silly with passionate explanations re: her failed health bill proposal.

John Edwards:
PROS: Kids will get some kick-ass haircuts.
CONS: You’ll have to refinance your house to pay for them.

Dennis Kucinich
PROS: Will spend billions on the claw at Chuck E. Cheese.
CONS: At only 5’ 7” kids might not take him too seriously.

Barack Obama
PROS: Oprah might stop by!
CONS: So might his eighth cousin, Dick Cheney.

REPUBLICANS

Rudy Giuliani
PROS: Cleaned up New York, so he can clean up a kid’s room.
CONS: His 9/11 themed bedtime stories will scare the sh*t out of your kids.

Mike Huckabee
PROS: Kids will enjoy making fun of his name.
CONS: Will deliver a 5-hour Baptist sermon on the electric guitar.

John McCain
PROS: Spent five and a half years as a P.O.W. He can handle torture.
CONS: Might refer to your kid as that “little jerk.”

Mitt Romney
PROS: Has 5 sons so knows how to give “Big Love.”
CONS: Will try to strap the family dog to the top of his car.

Fred Thompson
PROS: The 6’ 6” actor will immediately intimidate your children
CONS: His idea of playing with the kids is watching Law and Order marathons