Can't Find Your G-Spot? Here's Why...

Friday, February 29, 2008

The latest pointless studies Moms already know.

Don't Bother Looking for it, Your G-Spot is Missing
	After years of speculation it turns out the G-spot might be a myth, just like the Loch Ness Monster, The Bermuda Triangle and subsidized childcare. In a recent study, Emmanuele Jannini of the University of L'Aquila in Italy used an ultrasound to scan the interior of the vagina and came up spotless. In related news: The clitoris does exist. So be sure to tell your husband not to give up his search.
Why We Don't Eat Our Young
	Ever wonder why you're so fond of infants, particularly your own? A new study says you're wired that way. Hey, "Scientists," a study wasn't necessary. Just ask any sleep-deprived Mom why she's letting an 8 pound, 11 ounce person run the show when the only reward is a crooked smile that may or may not be gas. Of course it's instinct! Otherwise we'd kick those little freeloaders to the curb. In related news: The reason we don't fling ourselves off buildings is because instinctively we know we're not birds.