Angelina Jolie: Fabulous Unwed Mother

If uber-parents Angelia and Brad really did get married would it change our opinion of them?
Over the weekend, tabloid giant Star Magazine mistakenly reported Angelina and Brad had wed in New Orleans. It was BIG (and innaccurate) news. Why? Since we've already anointed these two the perfect couple why would it matter they officially exchanged vows?
If you're like most of us, there's no guiltier a pleasure than checking out what Zahara, Maddox, Shiloh and Pax are wearing, strolling in, or which far flung countries Brad and Angelina are visiting. We never seem to notice or care that they're not married. Is it because marriage doesn't matter anymore?
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I am SO sick of seeing Angelina. She’s NOT fabulous…stop trying to shove her down our throats!
You guys talk about Eliot Spitzer’s call girl…well what makes women like Angelina better?
Oh, yeah she’s got her own money, so I guess she’s ok.
Please! Let’s move on to someone who’s got more class.