Amy Winehouse's Dad blames himself: Mitch Winehouse says his long-term affair, which ultimately led to divorcing Amy's mother, plays a role in his daughter's current struggles. Amy's father says his children used to refer to his mistress as "Daddy's work wife," and he thinks his daughter turned to music and then drugs to deal with the painful family event.

President Bush practicing diplomacy: The president's daughter Jenna is getting married in May, and he's learning to walk a fine line when it comes to spending decisions. Bush said he's flexing his diplomacy muscle to keep the peace during the planning process. We're not going to touch this one.

Woman stuck on toilet: A toilet seat became fused to a Kansas woman's behind after she refused to get off her boyfriend's toilet for two years. The boyfriend offered no explanation for why it took him so long to call for help. Wow, we can't even get a minute alone in the bathroom. 

Town sued for waking snoozing student: A 15-year-old computer wiz got a rude awakening when he dozed off in math class. The teacher slammed her hand down on the desk and allegedly caused "very severe injuries to his left eardrum." We think we've now heard it all.

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