The Vatican updates its sin list and so does Mom•Logic.

Seems everything's getting a makeover these days, even sinning. As we reported earlier, The Vatican has added seven more up-to-date sins to its already incredibly popular list of seven transgressions.

It's not the first time the Vatican has tried to get hip with the times. Last year they issued a kind of road rage "Ten Commandments," cautioning against rude driving behavior. Obviously, The pope has never hit traffic when running late to pick up his kid at an aftercare program.

Upon examining the new list, which now includes polluting the earth and using mind-altering drugs, we still think a few are missing:

Thou shall not...

• #15 Write a check with a line of people waiting behind you.
• #16 Flip off the person who stole your parking space at Target.
  
• #17 Dress kids in complicated outfits before going through airport security.
• #18 Guilt another Mom into participating in the school fundraiser.
  
• #19 Ask a woman if she's pregnant unless the baby's actually crowning.