Irish sperm bank lets guys donate sperm in exchange for cool concert tickets.
A program offering free concert festival tickets in exchange for sperm was so popular the organizers had to shut it down, uh, prematurely. It's impressive to see a sperm bank so aggressive in it's sperm collection tactics, but we're not sure if that would entice us to shop at their sperm store. Basically, guys who participated in the "Sperm for Tickets" programs willingly swapped their most precious bodily fluid to see their favorite rock and roll band— probably the same kind of guy who'd sell his kidney for some awesome stereo speakers.
Perhaps not exactly the best daddy material?