A playdate with a celeb-u-tot sounds great, right? Not so fast - first you have to consider their parental gene pool.

Here are some possible pros and cons.
| SURI | BARRON | ||
| PRO: · Tom will jump on the couch with the kids, Oprah-style. · Tom's close friend David Beckham might stop by. · Feeling tall next to Tom Cruise. CON: · Run out of snappy Dawson's Creek banter with Kate. · Might have to convert to Scientology for the day. · Tom frightens the children by singing "Old Time Rock and Roll" in his underwear. | PRO: · Kids play with solid gold toys. · Your husband's hair is awesome compared to The Donald's comb-over. · All the Trump Steaks(TM) you can eat. CON: ·Never quite understand what Melania is saying. ·The Donald's idea of giving a time out is "You're fired! · All the Trump Steaks(TM) you can eat. | ||
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Awwww…Suri and Baron are both growing up so cute!
- Lorraina
If I had my choice I’d want a playdate with the Beckham kids without Mrs. Beckham
- Judy
Suri all the way. Donald Trump’s an ass.
- Anonymous
Personally, I’d say neither and pick Kingston. You don’t have to deal with scientology or Donald Trump and you get to hang out with Gwen Stefani who is absolutely gorgeous and very talented.
- Tonya
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