A playdate with a celeb-u-tot sounds great, right? Not so fast - first you have to consider their parental gene pool.
|Here are some possible pros and cons:|
Tom will jump on the couch with the kids, Oprah-style.
Tom's close friend David Beckham might stop by.
Feeling tall next to Tom Cruise.
Run out of snappy Dawson's Creek banter with Kate.
Might have to convert to Scientology for the day.
Tom frightens the children by singing "Old Time Rock and Roll" in his underwear.
Kids play with solid gold toys.
Your husband's hair is awesome compared to The Donald's comb-over.
All the Trump Steaks(TM) you
Never quite understand what Melania is saying.
The Donald's idea of giving a time out is "You're fired!
All the Trump Steaks(TM) you can eat.