Take Him Away, eBay

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A jealous husband suspecting his wife was cheating on him decided to get rid of her. No, he didn't try to knock her off--he put her up for sale on ebay.

Paul Osborn, 44, decided he'd had enough of his wife's cheating ways so he put her up for sale on the Internet auction site eBay. His ad offered a "cheating, lying, adulterous slag of a wife" to the highest bidder. Seems Paul didn't major in marketing. If you really want to sell a product, you've got to play up its strengths and minimize its weaknesses. Here's how it's done, Paul...

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Deb on May 16, 2008 9:04 AM wrote:

Love Love Love it! Definitely like the ‘Good listener’ with a note about when he’s sleeping.

Have a FABULOUS Friday!

 
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scott.t. on May 16, 2008 9:54 AM wrote:

I assume all sales are final? LOL!

 
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Anonymous on May 16, 2008 10:13 AM wrote:

LOL. All Sales Final! Hilarious.

 
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scyllacat on May 16, 2008 10:30 AM wrote:

I need a wife, and I don’t care who she sleeps with. Where’s the auction!?

 
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Paige on May 16, 2008 12:48 PM wrote:

hahah i love it!!!

 
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