Take Him Away, eBay

A jealous husband suspecting his wife was cheating on him decided to get rid of her. No, he didn't try to knock her off--he put her up for sale on ebay.
Paul Osborn, 44, decided he'd had enough of his wife's cheating ways so he put her up for sale on the Internet auction site eBay. His ad offered a "cheating, lying, adulterous slag of a wife" to the highest bidder. Seems Paul didn't major in marketing. If you really want to sell a product, you've got to play up its strengths and minimize its weaknesses. Here's how it's done, Paul...

I assume all sales are final? LOL!
LOL. All Sales Final! Hilarious.
I need a wife, and I don’t care who she sleeps with. Where’s the auction!?
hahah i love it!!!
Haha… professional remote control operator. Mine keeps telling me “I’m not good at it.” How can you not be good at pushing buttons to find channels? ; )
Hmmm, not a bad salary… not ugly per se… I guess I could handle doing all the child-rearing….







Love Love Love it! Definitely like the ‘Good listener’ with a note about when he’s sleeping.
Have a FABULOUS Friday!