There's only one thing we know for sure about Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar, parents of 17 kids with one on the way: They've had a lot of sex.
The Duggar family just announced on the Today show they're having their 18th child to add to their brood/army of 7 girls and 10 boys. News sources everywhere are jumping on the bandwagon with "Duggar Family Fun Facts:" They've used over 90,000 diapers! They do 200 loads of wash a month! All the kids names start with "J"! Here's one "fun" fact that never seems to make the list:
The Duggars love to get it on....and on and on and on...
Cover the ears of their 17 kids.
Most of us with just a couple of kids find it a challenge to maintain a healthy sex life. So how does Michelle Duggar, a woman who's been pregnant 12 out of her 41 years, find time to have sex--not to mention finding a moment to herself to wait for the results of her many, many pregnancy tests? We've compiled a list of 5 things you need to know about the Duggar's prolific sex life.
Momlogic's Top 5 Duggar Sex "Facts"
1) Michelle Duggar can get her groove on.
When you've got 17 people calling you Mom, focusing on sex can be a challenge. To get in the mood, does Michelle Duggar work herself into a catatonic state? Is that catatonic state called "sleep"?
2) The Duggars love pregnant sex.
How do we know? Well, the average gap between Duggar pregnancies is 18 months. Guess Mr. Duggar doesn't mind getting sprayed with breast milk every time he touches his wife's breasts/feeding stations during foreplay. Hope he's not lactose intolerant!
3) Duggar sex is quiet sex.
Seventeen kids equals 34 ears--all listening. Michelle's probably not screaming out Jim Bob's name during orgasm--otherwise 17 lights instantly go on and the Duggar electric bill skyrockets.
4) Duggar sex is at night.
You can bet the Duggars aren't grabbing any "afternoon delight" with 17 kids milling around the house asking for help with homework, to kiss a boo-boo, or who simply need to "latch on" to Mom. Nope, no quickies in the kitchen for the Duggars. The only time they can have sex is under the covers, under the cover of darkness.
5) Duggar kids know where babies come from.
They come from the bedroom. Every time Ma and Pa Duggar get behind closed doors, odds are you get a new sibling.