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The Duggars Are Sex Machines

Thursday, May 1, 2008

There's only one thing we know for sure about Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar, parents of 17 kids with one on the way: They've had a lot of sex.

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The Duggar family just announced on the Today show they're having their 18th child to add to their brood/army of 7 girls and 10 boys. News sources everywhere are jumping on the bandwagon with "Duggar Family Fun Facts:" They've used over 90,000 diapers! They do 200 loads of wash a month! All the kids names start with "J"! Here's one "fun" fact that never seems to make the list:
The Duggars love to get it on....and on and on and on...

Cover the ears of their 17 kids.

Most of us with just a couple of kids find it a challenge to maintain a healthy sex life. So how does Michelle Duggar, a woman who's been pregnant 12 out of her 41 years, find time to have sex--not to mention finding a moment to herself to wait for the results of her many, many pregnancy tests? We've compiled a list of 5 things you need to know about the Duggar's prolific sex life.

Momlogic's Top 5 Duggar Sex "Facts"

1) Michelle Duggar can get her groove on.
When you've got 17 people calling you Mom, focusing on sex can be a challenge. To get in the mood, does Michelle Duggar work herself into a catatonic state? Is that catatonic state called "sleep"?

2) The Duggars love pregnant sex.
How do we know? Well, the average gap between Duggar pregnancies is 18 months. Guess Mr. Duggar doesn't mind getting sprayed with breast milk every time he touches his wife's breasts/feeding stations during foreplay. Hope he's not lactose intolerant!

3) Duggar sex is quiet sex.
Seventeen kids equals 34 ears--all listening. Michelle's probably not screaming out Jim Bob's name during orgasm--otherwise 17 lights instantly go on and the Duggar electric bill skyrockets.

4) Duggar sex is at night.
You can bet the Duggars aren't grabbing any "afternoon delight" with 17 kids milling around the house asking for help with homework, to kiss a boo-boo, or who simply need to "latch on" to Mom. Nope, no quickies in the kitchen for the Duggars. The only time they can have sex is under the covers, under the cover of darkness.

5) Duggar kids know where babies come from.
They come from the bedroom. Every time Ma and Pa Duggar get behind closed doors, odds are you get a new sibling.




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To the genious who wrote the article on “Duggars are sex machines”. I’m amazed of the amount of brain power it must of taken to come up with the list of Duggar 5 sex facts. My observation is that either you’re really bored or sexually envious. Heres a news flash, whether they use a million diapers or 1 they are not on any gov’t assistance, so what is it of your concern? Whether they do it quietly/loudly, night or day, it looks to me like she must be doin something right or doin it right! They appear to love each other, I think its great that they still desire each other! They support themselves financially, they strive to raise their kids with Christian values, their kids are well behaved, well groomed, they all pitch in & help in their home ect. Its much more than I can say for the avarage family with even 1 child now adays, where the kids are in at the sitters, parents are never home, theres no computer or tv supervision in the home, couples only have sex once or twice a month (maybe?), kids have to be bribed into taking out the garbage (maybe if they get their faces off their cell phones). This is the opinion of a happy wife & mom, that the Duggars, though I do agree too many kids for my taste, still, are a refreshing example of what a family should be!
- Jess
Posted 01/07/09 11:22 AM
 
I am happy for anyyone who has been blessed with the gift of children-love them, praise them, guide them, cherish every minute-large & small, every minute of every day, never taking anything for granted, for you never know what curve may be put in your path in this life. You might be in my shoes-never would I wish tragedy of this magnitude on anyone-and I hope and pray no one reading this has ever had to suffer the consequences of a child passing. I have suffered this tragedy, three times, as a mother, in the loss of my beloved, precious children, a loss so deep, my heart is broken. The greatest gift bestowed upon me, that of being a mother, extinguished in the blink of an eye, a tragedy of epic proportion. I will never pass judgment on any family, for it is the ultimate gift, each one knowing what they have been given, just like that old adage: you never know what you have until it is gone. It is my hope and wish today that people hold onto their comments; it isn’t right, fair, or Christian to cast stones. We must not judge the Duggar’s, please…
- MountainNurse
Posted 01/07/09 11:59 AM
 
Another site full of angry, jealous people. The family is happy, healthy and self supporting. Get over it.
- pati
Posted 01/10/09 10:54 PM
 
my grandmother was one of 14. my mom was one of 10 and i have 10 brothers and sisters. we all live very close together and we go by the motto it takes a village to raise a child. my aunts and older siblings helped raised me they proably did 50% of the work. im doing the same with my younger siblings and nieces and nephews. we all love are life and if you ask anyone in the family if they want a new baby everyone will scream YES! 2 new babys were born this month and we have 2 more due next month. i learned to care for a newborn at 10 and havent stopped since. we all get lots of attetion and love. the duggars are good people and no one has a right to talk about them unless you come from a big family. i bet thoose kids are as happy as my family becuase the bigger the family the bigger the love. besides babys are fun i just turned 18 but i cant wait to find my soulmate and make beautiful little ones.
- sarah
Posted 01/12/09 11:34 PM
 
It is sad to see the response to such a beautiful and exceptional family. Gasp…they had more than 2 kids. It is amazing to see how loving they all are and what peace there is in that home. I see people with 2 kids who cannot attain that. There is nothing wrong with having as many kids as you want to have wether it is 1 or 18 as long as they are good loving parents. I hate how our culture is preaching tolerance but is sooo intolerant of people who make decisions that go against the norm. I think they are a lot healthier and normal than most people.
- Jennifer
Posted 01/24/09 05:36 PM
 
At least Jon & Kate know when to stop! Technically,Kate was only pregnant twice-the Duggars are ridiculous! Why so many kids? Why would any1 WANT so many kids? I bet they all don’t get enough attention or one-on-one time-they are bound to be neglected at some point. And why should the older girls have to help take care of the younger ones? If their parents can’t handle them then don’t have them. They are using God as an excuse to **** like rabbits and overpopulate the world. They are definitely sending the wrong message to their family-also brainwashing them. On the plus side,they seem nice & I like the womens’ hair! Thanks for listeing.
- N.Y.
Posted 01/26/09 01:32 AM
 
To Karen who lives in the same down as these nuts, thankyou for showing us the real truth. I knew something is wrong with this family just from watching the show, no one is this happy all the time. Anyone who watches can see that this family judges others who are not like them. Its like stepford children. Something is very wrong with this family.
- Nicole
Posted 01/26/09 01:24 PM
 
You know,Nicole,you’re right. With their cultlike behavior,dress,and thinking,they kinda remind me of Waco,Texas. Remember that? N.
- N.Y.
Posted 01/27/09 06:32 PM
 
This is nuts to think that they are “sex machines” They just dont use birth control. The average couple has sex around 2 to 3 times per week. If you dont use birth control and are quite fertile Im sure it’s a no brainer that it is possible to get pregnant within a short period of time.
- Nora
Posted 01/28/09 10:30 PM
 
You know, there is nothing wrong with the way the Duggars choose to live! As long as they love each other and their kids, which they obviously do, then I think whatever decisions they make are the best for them. I do sometimes wonder if Michelle worries about pregnancy complications, as many times as she’s been pregnant that would be something that worried me. I’m happy for them though. I watch their show on Discovery Health all the time! In fact, I’m watching it right now. It’s the one where Joshua gets married. I like the way Michelle and Jim Bob think…as many kids as God thinks they need…BRING IT ON! I totally understand that! Plus, they seem to really have things uder control. I don’t see why people would waste their time getting on here to tell the whole world how much they hate the Duggars, or how stupid they are, when they shoud know that their rudeness isn’t affecting anybody but themselves. People who have that much faith in themselves, each other, and in God don’t care what other people think because it really doesn’t matter.
- Kristie W.
Posted 01/29/09 01:33 AM
 
You know, there is nothing wrong with the way the Duggars choose to live! As long as they love each other and their kids, which they obviously do, then I think whatever decisions they make are the best for them. I do sometimes wonder if Michelle worries about pregnancy complications, as many times as she’s been pregnant that would be something that worried me. I’m happy for them though. I watch their show on Discovery Health all the time! In fact, I’m watching it right now. It’s the one where Joshua gets married. I like the way Michelle and Jim Bob think…as many kids as God thinks they need…BRING IT ON! I totally understand that! Plus, they seem to really have things uder control. I don’t see why people would waste their time getting on here to tell the whole world how much they hate the Duggars, or how stupid they are, when they shoud know that their rudeness isn’t affecting anybody but themselves. People who have that much faith in themselves, each other, and in God don’t care what other people think because it really doesn’t matter.
- Kristie W.
Posted 01/29/09 01:34 AM
 
I think that “Karen” who is a cashier at their store is just making stuff up to get attention. I do NOT believe that this family is horrible. I have friends who know them, and they are very nice and respectful. Yes, sometimes the little ones are ” a handful ” but that is with ANY child at their ages. Nobody is perfect, but you need to find your chance of fame and fortune somewhere else. And I know that the camera’s probably only catch the “good” moments, but in reality, they ARE a good family, and not just for the cameras!!! So go blog about something else and stop belittling the life you probably wish you had!!!
- Sandy
Posted 01/29/09 11:32 AM
 
You must be a sex addict yourself or just jealous that they are having sex and your not. Its none of your business what this family does. get a life of your own.
- Karen
Posted 01/29/09 09:58 PM
 
Actually,now that I think about it,it seems like Bob & Michelle Duggar are very controlling. They won’t let the kids go to public school,they only let them associate with people like them,and they don’t even go to CHURCH??? Probably because the congregation will be looking at them like, WTF? That is weird. And won’t let the kids go out into the world when they get old enough. How are they going to manage that?They will go sooner or later. I think Bob & Michelle Duggar may be avoidant personalities (FYI,that is a person who cannot face reality or people or situations unless they’re good,and are constantly scanning for threats outside their comfort zone.) And perhaps they’re teaching the kids to be like that. If so…God help them. N.Y.
- NY
Posted 02/04/09 03:31 AM
 
those kids are going to be just as messed up as their parents..and they will all probally have 17 kids..and the insanity will continue.
- shanna
Posted 02/04/09 01:15 PM
 
If they dont stop having kids soon, they are running the risk of having a baby with mental problems….right…? This article said that Michelle is 41…Also…the comment that Karen posted about the encounter she has with them at the grocery store…amazing..
- MeMe
Posted 02/11/09 04:57 PM
 
Yeah…the last birth was by C-section..Bob & Michelle BOTH have mental problems if they don’t stop after this!
- NY
Posted 02/13/09 05:11 AM
 
All they have to do is climb on the compounds intercom and announce that, ” All older girls now report to left wing with infants and toddlers in arms to do womanly things like practice submissive wifliness and cleaning…All older boys report to dedicated prayer room to read the bible and practice manly, head of the household things like blaming those scantilly clad females for all your impure thoughts.” Then Ma and Pa Re-Production can retire to their chamber and do the deed knowing in their hearts that God wants this…Makes me more and more grateful for my atheistic tendancies…
- Kinna
Posted 02/13/09 11:30 AM
 
At least the Duggars are producing a mulititude of productive citizens who most likely will not be dependent on public assistance. We need a lot more families like that to support those who continue to produce children who will start out on public assistance and likely continue their lives the way that they grew up.
- Anonymous
Posted 02/19/09 10:34 AM
 
Karen, You should have told her to mind her own business,then proceeded to tell HER what to do,see how she likes it. LOL! I’d like to hear more from you about them. Tell us! I’m interested & I believe it,too. Did you see on the wedding episode Josh was making fun of the waiter in the restaurant? They were being “standoffish,” so they say. If I was that waiter I’d go in there and pop that punk in the mouth! N. P.S. They are hypocrites..they’re so afraid of the men getting turned on (like the women don’t have sex drives too? It takes 2 to tango) yet they have all those kids. Does that make sense?
- N.Y.
Posted 03/01/09 04:57 AM

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