The Duggars Are Sex Machines

The Duggars Are Sex Machines

Thursday, May 1, 2008

There's only one thing we know for sure about Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar, parents of 17 kids with one on the way: They've had a lot of sex.

The Duggar family just announced on the Today show they're having their 18th child to add to their brood/army of 7 girls and 10 boys. News sources everywhere are jumping on the bandwagon with "Duggar Family Fun Facts:" They've used over 90,000 diapers! They do 200 loads of wash a month! All the kids names start with "J"! Here's one "fun" fact that never seems to make the list:
The Duggars love to get it on....and on and on and on...

Cover the ears of their 17 kids.

Most of us with just a couple of kids find it a challenge to maintain a healthy sex life. So how does Michelle Duggar, a woman who's been pregnant 12 out of her 41 years, find time to have sex--not to mention finding a moment to herself to wait for the results of her many, many pregnancy tests? We've compiled a list of 5 things you need to know about the Duggar's prolific sex life.

Momlogic's Top 5 Duggar Sex "Facts"

1) Michelle Duggar can get her groove on.
When you've got 17 people calling you Mom, focusing on sex can be a challenge. To get in the mood, does Michelle Duggar work herself into a catatonic state? Is that catatonic state called "sleep"?

2) The Duggars love pregnant sex.
How do we know? Well, the average gap between Duggar pregnancies is 18 months. Guess Mr. Duggar doesn't mind getting sprayed with breast milk every time he touches his wife's breasts/feeding stations during foreplay. Hope he's not lactose intolerant!

3) Duggar sex is quiet sex.
Seventeen kids equals 34 ears--all listening. Michelle's probably not screaming out Jim Bob's name during orgasm--otherwise 17 lights instantly go on and the Duggar electric bill skyrockets.

4) Duggar sex is at night.
You can bet the Duggars aren't grabbing any "afternoon delight" with 17 kids milling around the house asking for help with homework, to kiss a boo-boo, or who simply need to "latch on" to Mom. Nope, no quickies in the kitchen for the Duggars. The only time they can have sex is under the covers, under the cover of darkness.

5) Duggar kids know where babies come from.
They come from the bedroom. Every time Ma and Pa Duggar get behind closed doors, odds are you get a new sibling.

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I think these idiots are the type that won’t stop until something happens to Michelle. Dumbasses! Putting her life & health at risk and for what? NOTHING!!

- N.Y.

Posted 03/05/09 11:44 PM

But in light of Jim Bob’s father passing away,I want to tell the Duggars I am very sorry for their loss and I do feel their pain,because both my parents are gone,my dad passed in 1988 & my ma in 2006. I know how you feel..Please stay strong. N.

- N.Y.

Posted 03/08/09 08:16 PM

Hahaha This literally made me LOL! Good stuff

- Leslie

Posted 03/10/09 08:35 PM

Okay, since no one else has said this as strongly as I feel it should be said, Karen, who claims to have met the Duggars, shut up. I don’t believe a word you say. I certainly don’t know them, and I couldn’t tell you one way or the other what sort of people they are. I treat anyone claiming otherwise in a situation like this with a great deal of suspicion. You have no proof whatsoever of what you said, no more than someone who claims that they are the nicest people in the world.

- Anonymous

Posted 03/10/09 11:17 PM

Well Anonymous,you should shut up too. How do you know Karen is lying? We see them on the show,they DO go in stores,so why is it so impossible that Karen may have encountered them,especially if they live in the same town? Also,I believe her because of that and also,nobody is that nice every minute. Maybe you don’t want to hear the truth-the Duggars are not perfect. You say Karen has no proof of it,no more than some1 who thinks they’re the nicest people. Well,if Karen has no proof,neither do you. That goes both ways. Now YOU shut up.

- N.Y.

Posted 03/18/09 01:23 AM

The only issue I have with the Duggars is the charity aspect-accepting “donations” of groceries and appliances is inappropriate. They chose to bring these children into the world and it is their responsibliity to feed them out of their own pocket.

- sarah mcdermott

Posted 03/18/09 01:59 PM

Michelle should have seen a psychiatrist many years ago, and this guy should be castrated. This is disgusting. And to teach your children this same mess is child abuse. No wonder the world is overpopulated by nuts like this. And to put your other children to work as caring for the kids you dont have time for is just plain mean, its not their fault you are so ignorant as to keep having one after the other like a bunch of rabbits. They should be able to enjoy their childhood without being little mommies.

- kristin

Posted 05/22/09 06:37 PM

The reason why the Mom has so much time to crawl into the sack is because she has her own babysitters with the older kids. What a hypocritical family-they can’t watch tv because it’s “evil” yet they can be on tv. What a joke. Don’t support this atrocity by watching the show.

- Sue

Posted 10/12/09 11:24 PM

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