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Why I HATE the Park!

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Guest blogger Jayne writes: I feel sorry for my son. He's being deprived of one of his inalienable rights as a child--time at the park.

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Well, it's not my fault. In fact, I blame YOU -- other moms -- for my darling son's deprivation. Why? Because, I'm sorry, but I can't stand you!

I can't stand you because no matter where I sit I can hear you all gab, gab, gabbing about complete nonsense. Please tell me, how is it possible to be so utterly enthralled by talk of preschool, potty training and poop? Get a life!

I can't stand you because while you sit on the sidelines engrossed in each boring "mommy" conversation, your kids run around the park like
wild banshees.

I can't stand you because you NEVER seem to notice (or you're so freakin' lenient that you ignore) when your loud, pushy, bossy, mean, rotten, and UGLY (yes, I said it!) kids push mine, or are so mean that they make him cry.

I can't stand you because you don't discipline your kids, and that forces me to have to threaten to kill your child (when you're not looking) because he's being mean to mine.

I can't stand you because you try and start conversations with me. It's bad enough having to go to the park in the first place, but forcing me to speak to you about your life (which I really could care less about) makes me want to kill myself.

I can't stand you because you're incredibly selfish and INSIST on bringing your snotty, drippy, coughy, typhoidy kids to the park and allow them slobber and blubber all over the equipment so that my kid gets sick too.

Please don't take any of this personally -- just don't talk to me and keep an eye on your unruly brats and we'll be fine!


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6 comments so far | Post a comment now
Anonymous June 14, 2008, 10:11 AM

Well this was clearly written to try to get all the moms riled but I’m not going to go there.

But that kid in the pic is so cute!

Anonymous June 14, 2008, 10:27 AM

Jayne is probably right about the inconsiderate parents at parks, but I wonder if she realizes she might open some eyes with a little bit of wit and humor? The venom is just going to turn people off and frankly makes moms who annoy you care even less when they do. Calm down there grouchy mama!

Missy June 14, 2008, 1:30 PM

I understand where she is coming from, but I really don’t think it is necessary to be so mean about it. I don’t take my child to the park for the same reasons. Some parents just don’t watch their kids and most of them let their children go out and spread disease. Then again, there are some parents who don’t do these things, so it isn’t right to group everyone in the same bubble. I personally don’t allow my son to go anywhere when he is sick because I don’t want to get anyone else sick. Also, when we go places with other children, if he isn’t nice, we go home. AND my son DOES NOT allow other kids to pick on him. If someone’s kid is mean or hurts him, he doesn’t cry, he punches them in the nose! He doesn’t instigate fights with other kids, but he will defend himself (and his mommy). : )

stinkybrat41 June 17, 2008, 9:47 AM

i’m with jayne. i know along w/ myself there are many others that can recall a horror story about time at the park- i can understand her frustration and i know why things are the way they are, so this knowledge moves me to make other choices such as: going at certain times,leaving if it gets too rowdy, steering my kids to another activity also happening in a particular park. these are some of my options and they don’t always work but i get thru it cause my kids love the park but i’ve been there.i’ve also been at the park when there are other concerned parents around and who supervise every move their kid makes and so everyone has a good time.it doesn’t happen every time but i can say i’ve had both experiences.

Adriana August 31, 2008, 11:10 PM

It’s a shame that alot of Moms feel they are relieved of their parenting duties when their child is out in public. To the contrary, that is the time when they should be more focused on their child’s behavior because of the different environment in which they also need to learn proper etiquette and respectful behavior. A day at the park, a shopping excursion, participating in a playgroup, or just hanging out with a group of kids does not mean the Mom should converse the whole time while her child is doing “heaven knows what”. If you want to socialize with other adults, you should do that while your child is at home, safe and sound.

Ten Tees January 9, 2011, 9:48 AM

Interesting information! Enjoyable to read. I’ve just got a point to make about tee shirts.


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