First, it was waxing for 8-year-olds, then came baby tramp stamps--but now, hooker shoes for newborns?
Britta Bacon and Hayden Porter, the creators of "heelarious," are marketing the heels for 0-6 MONTH-OLDS! They write the following on their Web site: "Your little one will look fabulous in these soft crib shoes designed to look like high heels!
Each pair of heelarious heels is packaged in a darling purse-shaped gift box, complete with a rhinestone closure. Hot pink patent heel with zebra satin lining for infants size 0-6 months. Price: $35.00."
Surprised the package doesn't come with matching rhinestone thong diaper! Pretty sure that'll be coming soon.