Toilet paper wedding dress holds up against competition: Designers faced off this week in New York City to make a wedding dress out of toilet paper. This year's winner, Katrina Chalifoux, used raised flower pattern toilet paper and took home the top prize for her dress creation. That dress is the sh*t!

Newborn twins top scale at 23 pounds. Ouch!: Talk about a bundle of joy. Sean William and Abigail Rose were born in North Carolina this week, weighing in at a combined total of 23 pounds, 1 ounce. Twins born in Arkansas in 1927 hold the record for topping the scale at 27 pounds, 12 ounces. Sean and Abigail are doing well...and we can only imagine their mother Erin is EXHAUSTED!

Martha Stewart banned from the UK: She's anything but a "good thing" in England. Martha was denied entrance into the country due to her past troubles with the law. A spokesperson for Stewart said she "loves England...and hopes this can be resolved so that she will be able to visit soon."

Eating protein and carbs at breakfast helps shed the pounds: If you're on a constant diet, you know it's hard to keep the weight off for good. New research suggests dieters should have a large carb- and protein-filled breakfast to start their day, and then have low-carb meals for lunch and dinner. Doctors say only 5 percent of no-carb diets are successful and that patients can't keep the pounds off.

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