Amy Winehouse diagnosed with emphysema: Amy Winehouse's father announced that she's been diagnosed with early stage emphysema. He told the UK Daily Mail that she's only got 70 percent lung capacity, and that if she continues to smoke crack and cigarettes, it will kill her.

Student suspended for giving a noogie: NY freshman Ethan Mirenberg, 14, was suspended for 10 months for giving his Spanish teacher, Sharon Cantante, a noogie. But his family presented pictures of other students giving Cantante noogies, and she's even smiling in them. Ethan's father wants his son's record expunged.

Floods equal higher grocery prices: In the latest bout of food inflation, beef, pork, poultry and even eggs, cheese and milk are expected to get more expensive as livestock owners go out of business or are forced to slaughter more cattle, hogs, turkeys and chickens to cope with rocketing costs for corn-based animal feed. Higher grocery prices are bad news for moms everywhere.

Heather Mills hooks up with Beatrice's babysitter: Heather Mills reportedly hooked up with a resort kids' club employee who was looking after Beatrice, according to TMZ. The 'manny,' Jamie Walker, is five years younger than Heather is. "I'm under strict instructions not to talk about this," Jamie said.

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