You Had Sex Where?

Friday, June 13, 2008

filed under: love & sex

Doing it in crazy locations just might rejuvenate your sex life.

After a night of heavy drinking, an Italian couple in their mid-30s was caught having sex in a church confessional box during morning Mass. Although they've repented and made peace with the local bishop, the randy twosome was charged with obscene acts in public and disturbing a religious function. This is reminiscent of the time a few years back when radio personalities Opie and Anthony got fired after encouraging two listeners to have sex in St. Patrick's Cathedral on air.

OK, sex in a church definitely crosses the line...but many of us have had sex in crazy locations--like a car, a cornfield, on top of a washing machine. Why is sex in offbeat locations so arousing? "When you have sex somewhere you're not supposed to, it's an instant adrenaline rush," says Georgia Payne, co-author of How to Be a Dominant Diva. "Some people also love the thrill of possibly getting caught. But even if you do it in your own backyard, It's a great way to keep sex with your partner fresh and exciting."

We polled some moms around the office on the wildest place they've ever done the deed. Their sex spots include: a sugar cane field in Hawaii, the doorway of Planned Parenthood in NYC, a canoe in the middle of a lake in broad daylight, in a Catholic high school during a basketball game. One mom even confessed her wildest time was "with a boyfriend when I was a teenager in a dark hotel room that we were sharing with his MOTHER! We were on a trip to look at colleges." Yowza.

Here are a few suggestions from Georgia on how to indulge in location sex in your own home after the kids are sound asleep:

- Backyard under the stars
- On your darkened front porch
- In a hot steamy shower
- On top of washing machine
- In the garage (perfect for a mechanic fantasy scenario)
- In the kitchen, pushed against the sink
- On the couch
- In the backseat of your car
- On the floor
- In sleeping bag in front of fireplace (pretend you're camping!)
- On the desk of your home office
- In your walk-in closet
- In a warm bubble bath

"The key is just to do it somewhere you don't normally make love," she says. "Get out of the bed and your hormones will go into overdrive!"

Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex?

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- carol

Posted 06/13/08 09:03 AM

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- Paul Mecurio

Posted 06/13/08 09:34 AM

My husband and I once had sex in the back row of a movie theatre. We had gotten there way too early, and no one else was around. We’ve also had sex on a park bench late at night, and in the bathroom of a shopping mall.

- Wife in KS

Posted 06/13/08 11:11 AM

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- uncle todd

Posted 06/13/08 06:49 PM

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- joe

Posted 06/14/08 09:27 AM

On a tractor , started out when my beautiful loving wife brought me lunch . Oh how she loves that John Deere .

- Jake

Posted 06/15/08 01:29 AM

Driving down the hwy in the mid day traffic. On someone in my families bed. Infront of a bunch of ppl. Where we could get caught when we were younger. The front porch of our house. All over the place and it was all great.

- Someone

Posted 06/17/08 03:54 AM

I can’t believe no one has said “at work.” On the scratchy carpet, in the office, behind a door that I was not sure was locked. Highly recommended. x Supa

- Supa Dupa Fresh

Posted 10/06/09 08:05 PM

Ooh, this is fun: on our friend’s rooftop during a party. In a maid’s closet in a motel. On the beach. On a swingset. During a wedding reception in the adjoining storage room. On the stairway of a condo whlle our parents were watching our kids right up the stairs. Yes, probably each and every time alcohol was involved. Is it wrong?

- MaNiC MoMMy

Posted 10/06/09 08:18 PM

In a furniture store. My boyfriend at the time wanted to just lay down next to one of the beds, but I was afraid we’d get caught so I found a little tiny closet next to a mock office on the showroom floor… except it turned out to be an *actual* office, and the office owner returned while we were in the middle of things. We had to stay still through a series of phone calls, but then he finally left and we were able to slip back out of the closet and continue our shopping.

- Martini Mom

Posted 10/06/09 08:25 PM