We wish someone would've given us the inside secrets of having twins.

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have reportedly said they're not having a nanny for Max and Emme . Well, J-Lo, since you've decided to join us normal mommies, we decided to tell you the things that no one else wants to tell you:

Forget about sleep for the first couple of years: Yeah, that sleep shift may be working now, but multiply feedings in the wee hours times two and you'll be screaming for a nanny.

Marc may be helping now... But that may fall off: Most men can't handle babies. It's not until lil' Max and Emme will be potty trained that he'll say "I'm dada." It's best to have your sister and mom nearby in case Marc decides to um, be busy.

Your achin' back: Combine carrying two babies with the Caesarean/epidural cocktail you had a couple of months ago and your back will be killing you.

Schedule, what schedule? Good luck getting them on a real schedule if they're not similar with their sleep and eating habits. Pray that lil' Max and Emme are.

Two kids, two breasts: It's good that you have a breast for each kid. However, if you think getting one to latch on is tough, try two. Bring on the nipple cream.

And here is a little momlogic secret of our own--we really believe J-Lo has a nanny hidden in her mansion. What do you think?