|Momlogic narrows down the list of things you think you need and finds five products we can live without.|
Momlogic's Momstrosity: Men are hunters, women are
||1) Liquid Virgin Drops|
Vagina not what it used to be? Liquid Virgin Drops will tighten you up good. Kind of like a poor woman's vaginal rejuvenation in a bottle. The instructions say to just add a few drops and within 15 minutes you'll snap back into shape. COME ON! Unless we drink the stuff, there's not enough Liquid Virgin Drops in the world to return us to our virginal days -- and it's very unlikely we'd be fooling anyone into thinking we're "pure as the new driven snow" with our kids barging in on us when we're having sex.
|2) Patterned Sanitary Napkins |
If these sanitary pads are doing their job, the only time you'll be able to delight in their sassy pattern is taking them out of the box. Otherwise, used properly, they'll have a whole different kind of pattern on them -- mostly in a crimson motif. Guaranteed to bleed you of your hard-earned money.
3) Hello Kitty Douche
4) Nipple Jewelry
|5) Clear Mascara
Possibly the most worthless product ever designed for women. Think about it -- mascara is supposed to make your lashes stand out. Clear is, well, clear -- transparent. So you spend seven bucks wiping invisible chemicals on your lashes and presto, your money disappears too!
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