Momlogic's Momstrosity: Men are hunters, women are gatherers shoppers. And who among us hasn't been mesmerized by a new product claiming to make us as beautiful as Angelina -- or for that matter, Brad? The sad truth is, not everything on the shelves is actually necessary. In fact, most of it is garbage -- beautiful, sweet-smelling garbage in pretty packaging -- but garbage nonetheless. As a service to all women, we've have scoured the 'Net and came up with five products you absolutely don't need. Tell us if you'd buy any of these items:

3) Hello Kitty Douche
Hello Douche! Most gynecologists would argue whether douching is even necessary, but we're willing to bet all would agree that the Hello Kitty douche is just plain wrong. We don't know what it smells like but we can guess it has the sickeningly sweet scent of the Hello Kitty franchise itself.

4) Nipple Jewelry
How many times have you looked down at your nipples and thought -- I'm just not making the most of these? Yeah, our boobs supplied milk but now what good are they? Enter Nipple Hugger Jewelry, decorative and apparently arousing because they gently squeeze your nipples. We guess you could wear them when you vacuum for some serious multi-tasking. Honestly, if our t*ts still looked anything like the model in the picture we wouldn't bother with jewelry, bras, or even shirts.