A Bum Wrap - Are You Kidding?!
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Just when you thought you only had one kind of cleavage to worry about, now new skivvies highlight your "butt cleavage." Are you crack ready?
We're getting so old. We still remember when bikini underwear was as racy as it got. Then thongs came along and all bets were off. Now, a new trend lets discriminating shoppers buy skivvies that accentuate that hidden treasure, known as "butt cleavage." Hey, what happened, granny panties aren't sexy anymore? Wear the new style with low-rise jeans and show the world...well, everything.
Show our cracks? You must be on crack! How many of our butts could actually look good in this style? Are the designers trying to make us look like asses? Literally? In the spirit of editorial fairness here's what the average woman's derriere would look like exposing herself in one of these butt-baring creations. Sorry, it's not pretty.
Honestly, would you wear any of these styles?
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Email11 comments so far | Post a comment now >>
No … way. Oh my gosh. OK, I don’t even see how this is mildly attractive. Last time I heard, plumber’s crack was an undesirable thing! Ha ha! I simply cannot believe this. Leigh Ann Hubbard Managing Editor James Hubbard’s My Family Doctor
- Leigh Ann Hubbard
I would never wear this with low rise, but then again I don’t wear low rise either. Not for me, not my style and I have never been into seeing anyones butt cleavage.
- dawntrenee
I’d probably wear them in the bedroom but that’s about it. I couldn’t imagine trying to wear them as everyday panties.
- Hollie
My husband would LOVE these!!
- Kasi
my husband would love these— on someone else other than me!
- SUsyQuatro
You know, I *like* my butt. I think it still looks just fine. But I still think these look totally ridiculous.
- sherry
Wow, just when you think you have seen everything !!! Who thinks of this stuff ? Are they coming out with some new kind of Ultra low scooped out back blue jean ? My luck I would put them on backwards J/k
- sabrina
I would wear some of those. I like the red one and the first black one on the bottom left. It’s sexy and my husband would like it. I don’t like the second one under the red one.
- Marlene
I would wear a few of these beauty comes in all sizes, its the Heart that makes a woman truly beautiful!
- Linda
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! how disgusting!! i dont care how skinny or suave you are either, its just sicko!
- ~TeeMoo~
Those are not very appealing.
- Alexia
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