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Just when you thought you only had one kind of cleavage to worry about, now new skivvies highlight your "butt cleavage." Are you crack ready?


We're getting so old. We still remember when bikini underwear was as racy as it got. Then thongs came along and all bets were off. Now, a new trend lets discriminating shoppers buy skivvies that accentuate that hidden treasure, known as "butt cleavage." Hey, what happened, granny panties aren't sexy anymore? Wear the new style with low-rise jeans and show the world...well, everything.

Show our cracks? You must be on crack! How many of our butts could actually look good in this style? Are the designers trying to make us look like asses? Literally? In the spirit of editorial fairness here's what the average woman's derriere would look like exposing herself in one of these butt-baring creations. Sorry, it's not pretty.


Honestly, would you wear any of these styles?

Click on an image to view the Butt Cleavage Gallery!

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11 comments so far | Post a comment now
Leigh Ann Hubbard July 9, 2008, 3:17 PM

No … way. Oh my gosh. OK, I don’t even see how this is mildly attractive. Last time I heard, plumber’s crack was an undesirable thing!

Ha ha! I simply cannot believe this.

Leigh Ann Hubbard
Managing Editor
James Hubbard’s My Family Doctor

dawntrenee July 9, 2008, 3:27 PM

I would never wear this with low rise, but then again I don’t wear low rise either. Not for me, not my style and I have never been into seeing anyones butt cleavage.

Hollie July 9, 2008, 3:28 PM

I’d probably wear them in the bedroom but that’s about it. I couldn’t imagine trying to wear them as everyday panties.

Kasi July 9, 2008, 7:41 PM

My husband would LOVE these!!

SUsyQuatro July 9, 2008, 7:52 PM

my husband would love these— on someone else other than me!

sherry July 9, 2008, 9:48 PM

You know, I *like* my butt. I think it still looks just fine. But I still think these look totally ridiculous.

sabrina July 10, 2008, 8:44 AM

Wow, just when you think you have seen everything !!! Who thinks of this stuff ? Are they coming out with some new kind of Ultra low scooped out back blue jean ? My luck I would put them on backwards J/k

Marlene July 10, 2008, 9:42 AM

I would wear some of those. I like the red one and the first black one on the bottom left.

It’s sexy and my husband would like it.

I don’t like the second one under the red one.

Linda July 10, 2008, 10:27 AM

I would wear a few of these beauty comes in all sizes, its the Heart that makes a woman truly beautiful!

~TeeMoo~ July 10, 2008, 11:39 AM

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! how disgusting!! i dont care how skinny or suave you are either, its just sicko!

Alexia July 10, 2008, 12:09 PM

Those are not very appealing.

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