Just when you thought you only had one kind of cleavage to worry about, now new skivvies highlight your "butt cleavage." Are you crack ready?
We're getting so old. We still remember when bikini underwear was as racy as it got. Then thongs came along and all bets were off. Now, a new trend lets discriminating shoppers buy skivvies that accentuate that hidden treasure, known as "butt cleavage." Hey, what happened, granny panties aren't sexy anymore? Wear the new style with low-rise jeans and show the world...well, everything.Show our cracks? You must be on crack! How many of our butts could actually look good in this style? Are the designers trying to make us look like asses? Literally? In the spirit of editorial fairness here's what the average woman's derriere would look like exposing herself in one of these butt-baring creations. Sorry, it's not pretty.
Honestly, would you wear any of these styles?