Dimitri, a guy on the prowl in San Francisco, thinks he's the world's greatest lover. Sadly, he's the only one who thinks so.
If you're single, be careful when giving out your number. If it's a guy named Dimitri -- a guy with some unconventional dating tactics -- you might get a crazy voice mail message like a San Francisco woman did after she met him outside a bar.
| Click below and listen to the actual voice mail: (here's a link to the orginal post) |
Here are some tidbits from the message:
- "I don't like leaving second messages, but I like you. You're a very elegant woman."
- "I have no trouble meeting women; I mean, women approach me six or seven times a day."
- "Now I understand if you've got other issues, maybe you're not playing games, I don't know... maybe you were abused in childhood?"
For those of us who aren't on the dating scene, we're relieved we don't have to deal with freaks like this anymore. But for those of you still out there, if you meet a guy named Dimitri who thinks you're "elegant," remember -- we warned you.
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where do these guys come from? how do we stop them? more importantly how do we prevent young boys from becoming this psycho!!!!!!!!!!! recognize the sign’s dimitri’s parents you raised a wacko GET HIM HELP!
- Anonymous
OMFG! That’s classic…Wow. This guy’s delusion is AMAZING. *lmao* I love how he keeps going on and on and on about how great he is. If you’re so great, you would be calling (stalking) this chick who OBVIOUSLY just isn’t into you…you’d be too busy dating the women who want you. *hahahaha*
- Jewel
Well, to all the elegant ladies out in the momlogic web sites. I want you to know that I am still single and still quite a catch. If you are interested, please leave a message on this board so that I can leave my contact info. I have been single for 5 months now… By choice. I know the ladies all love me because I am the closest thing to perfections since the sliced turkey. I am not looking for ladies with any mental disabilities or emotional problems. Abuse victims or ladies who feel they should have a right to vote, work or have any rights at all. I am looking for an elegant lady with a beautiful figure who makes money. Because I make a lot of money. I only choose to live in my mother’s house and share a bed with her because I want to help her financially. Even though she lends me money to go on the dates. Well, I have to go because I am working on a big Hollywood script. Reply. I will be here all weekend. Also, you have to smell good and have pretty elbows. I am not liking the ladies who smell bad and have ugly elbows. If that is the case, don’t reply. Well, if you think you’re got the right stuff, reply so we can start the romance. -Dimitri
- Dimitri
Good luck getting an elegant momlogic mama to bite, Dimitri! Ladies, Get over to the rejection hotline immediately and have your fake number ready next time you need it!
- nottamomma
Rejection Hotline http://www.rejectionhotline.com/rh-numbers.asp
- nottamomma
what a loser lol
- xjoaniix
I am going to leave my husband and find Dmitri - I just hope he finds me elegant.
- Anonymous
OMG crazy pants. I’m not sure if that was more funny or just incredibly creepy.
- birdsfly
Well i know what that sounded like ..it sounded like a self-centered dreamy elegent GAY man ..ur so cute Dimitry it sounded like u cant get out of the closet u little Queen and that’s what ur usin to hide it..but dontget this wrong i think ur a catch ..anyways i found that very amusing seriously i laughed my ass out *hahaha*
- anonymousssss
Dude go get yourself a hooker. You sound ultra desparate.
- Anonymous
If this woman gave Dimitri her phone # she is almost as nuts. If she didn’t how did Dimitri get it? I think this is staged and not real.
- guitarman
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