Does being a sex symbol and the mother of two pre-teen boys mix? Sadly....NO!

Last night, the network that proudly brought us two of the worst shows (and moms) on TV -- Living Lohan, starring Lindsay Lohan's misfit mom, and It's Complicated, the much maligned reality show starring Charlie Sheen's ex Denise Richards -- revealed its latest candidate for "Worst Mom".... (drumroll, please) Pamela Anderson.

Pammy's highly anticipated reality peep-show Pam: Girl on the Loose didn't disappoint -- that is, if the reason you tuned in was to see the aging beauty and mother of two boys lifting her shirt to reveal her enormous breasts and flashing her toned and tanned behind. And that was just in the first two minutes!

We admit, with shame, that we love Pam, and when we first heard about Pam's foray into reality, we couldn't wait. After all, Pam is gorgeous, hooks up with hot rock stars and has the most amazing body for a 41-year-old (or anyone for that matter), so who wouldn't want to be a fly on her stripper pole for an hour-and-a-half per week?

Sadly, it was anything but fun. In fact, not only was the show BORING show, it was completely nauseating to watch. With its quick edits, Vaseline on the lens and its two-tone look, we could barely keep track. After all, the whole point of watching a show about Pam is being able to see, not struggling to catch a glimpse through the pink doodles and layers of transparent images on the screen.

And if the look of the show wasn't enough to make you change the channel, then the subject matter did the trick. Last night we witnessed Pamela getting made up for a photo shoot, getting on her hands and knees topless (and in a teeny-tiny g-string) and posing for pics, a champagne-fueled trip to Vegas, a back-bend in Daisy Dukes and high-heels, and then an estate sale where Pam sold off her worldy goods.

The only good thing about the show -- if we have to pick one -- was the fact that momalicious Pam is not allowing her children to be shown. We caught a quick glimpse of one of their backs last night, but Pam promises that that's the most you will see. At least she's only pimping out herself -- not her children.

The advertisements for Pam: Whore...oops, we mean...Girl on the Loose proudly boast that "this bombshell is about to go off." Well, if there is a God, this bomb of a show will go off -- off the air!