Bras for Your Ass?

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Thursday, August 14, 2008

filed under: fashion logic

We could all use a little help in the butt area, whether you've got one that's fighting gravity or carrying a wide load--or both. But would you go so far as to wear a bra on your butt?

So you didn't ever get to start that summer workout, your new two-piece swimsuit still has the tags on it and the "better than sex salad" diet lasted just a few very short days. So what? We found some solutions for our most difficult problem area of all--the rump. Whether you want a lift (who doesn't?), wish you could flat iron that thing down, or secretly want a tummy tuck and a little lipo in that area (again, who doesn't?), check out a few other options to try. Luckily, fall is right around the corner and no one would notice these crazy contraptions under your clothes.

Seriously, who would wear one of these things? 1. How do you put it on? 2. How do you take it off? 3. The thought of wearing a full body contraption just to have a better ass seems torturous. 4. Who really cares?