Guest blogger Mom De Plume wonders, "Does OK! magazine really think we'd take any advice from a popwreck?"
An OK! magazine cover story seems to have amnesia about
Britney Spears' tarnished rep. Their latest issue is graced with a slimmed-down picture
of Britney along with the headline, "How I Got My Body Back!" Although I
applaud anyone who can manage to lose the baby weight, I make
it a rule not to take dieting advice, or any advice for that matter,
from twice-divorced train-wreck pop stars who've been denied custody of
their own children. Sorry. The truth hurts.
OK! must think it's still 1998 and Britney's in Justin Timberlake puppy love. How else could they describe her, in 2008, like this: "Britney Spears was the epitome of the California girl as she walked out of the surf in a white bikini." That's a bit of stretch, dontcha think? The last time she made news at the beach was when she ran into the surf in just her bra and undies. Well, at least this time she got the bathing suit part down.
In an exclusive photo shoot for the magazine, Britney claims to be focused on being a healthy role model for her two boys and says this involves an intense workout regime. I doubt very much her two children care if Mama's got a six-pack--they do care, however, if she's drinking a six-pack. Britney has many other issues to work on rather than her weight. Here's a flashback--wasn't she just recently committed? Any chance an article's in the works entitled "How Britney Got Her Sanity Back"? Just sayin'.
But hey, thanks, OK!, for teaching us a valuable lesson: "It's not how you feel on the inside, but how you look on the outside." Gossip site justjared.com agrees, issuing this gleeful proclamation based on Brit's new fab bod: "Brit Brit's looking poised for an ultimate comeback!!!!! YAY!!!!!"
Sounds like everyone's priorities are screwed up big time. Before "working out with her personal trainer" or getting her pop career back on track, this should be first on Brit's to-do list:
1. Get kids back.
Or do some women think that slimming down means her life is back together?

OK! must think it's still 1998 and Britney's in Justin Timberlake puppy love. How else could they describe her, in 2008, like this: "Britney Spears was the epitome of the California girl as she walked out of the surf in a white bikini." That's a bit of stretch, dontcha think? The last time she made news at the beach was when she ran into the surf in just her bra and undies. Well, at least this time she got the bathing suit part down.
In an exclusive photo shoot for the magazine, Britney claims to be focused on being a healthy role model for her two boys and says this involves an intense workout regime. I doubt very much her two children care if Mama's got a six-pack--they do care, however, if she's drinking a six-pack. Britney has many other issues to work on rather than her weight. Here's a flashback--wasn't she just recently committed? Any chance an article's in the works entitled "How Britney Got Her Sanity Back"? Just sayin'.
But hey, thanks, OK!, for teaching us a valuable lesson: "It's not how you feel on the inside, but how you look on the outside." Gossip site justjared.com agrees, issuing this gleeful proclamation based on Brit's new fab bod: "Brit Brit's looking poised for an ultimate comeback!!!!! YAY!!!!!"
Sounds like everyone's priorities are screwed up big time. Before "working out with her personal trainer" or getting her pop career back on track, this should be first on Brit's to-do list:
1. Get kids back.
Or do some women think that slimming down means her life is back together?
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