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The weirdest auctions going on right now.

Seriously, eBay has got to be the most bizarre auction house on the planet. Where else can people bid on a nice dinette set AND a pancake with the face of Jesus? Truly one-stop shopping.

We've looked around eBay and have found three of the most innovative ads posted by moms trying to gain a few extra bucks, lose a few pounds or rid themselves of a husband.

All three auctions are currently open. Will you be bidding?

ITEMS FOR SALE: Tart's knickers, used condom package and dirty laundry.

The auction that's getting the most attention currently is posted by an Australian woman who has taken revenge on her cheating husband by selling his lover's underwear online. What she's selling is truly strange, but her story is all too familiar. "Once upon a time, there was a women who, after 22 years of marriage, found evidence that the soon to be ex-husband, had had 'The Tart' in their marital bed this very afternoon." 'The Tart' in their marital bed wore this very pair of underwear." As a special bonus she'll throw in an empty condom rapper. Currently, there are 64 bids and the price is up has risen from 99 cents to a whopping $315 and climbing every hour. Feel like throwing your--hat, er undies into the ring?

ITEM FOR SALE: Tattoo Space for Lap-Band Surgery

One way to lose weight is to exercise and eat right. The other: sell tattoo space on your body to pay for surgery. Melissa Rosati is selling five tattoos for $2,500 each and plans to use the revenue to get herself some lap-band action. She does have rules about the tat, "The tattoo can be anywhere on my body under the neck you choose." She adds the tat inking can't be larger than 5 inches. But, hey, won't that shrink if she gets her surgery?
ITEM FOR SALE:  Husband's mug shot and stupid "Stupid" shirt

A lovely addition to anyone's wardrobe, a woman in Bowie,Texas, is selling the shirt her husband wore for a mug shot. The dirty looking T-shirt is emblazoned with the words "I know your're stupid." Apparently, her hubby is quite a terror on the road and has been in and out of jail for speeding and driving without a license. Recently she discovered "he had 27 tickets that needed to be paid" and says she'd like to use the money from her sale "to get a divorce." She'll also throw in the scary mug shot.

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5 comments so far | Post a comment now
Sick August 14, 2008, 7:50 PM

who on earth would want to buy a pair of someone else’s underwear? I guess maybe some perverts but not anybody else.

Lori@The Charming Lamb August 14, 2008, 10:28 PM

Too funny. I blogged about the Hubby and his Tart yesterday…the bid was only $127. Looks like she’s gaining some popularity!

Wonder how much money she’ll get for his Harley? LOL

praying4baby#2 August 15, 2008, 12:02 AM

That’s just disgusting!! The guy with the “stupid” mug shot is pretty funny though!

ANON August 15, 2008, 10:24 AM

The tart undies is up to 25,500. Geeze that is insane. And the “stupid” mugshot is up to 9.50. That is silly. Well I hope that these people know what they have gotten into because these items are ridiculous!

Free kicks... August 15, 2008, 3:25 PM

check out the free stuff listed on Craig’s List… I seen everything from used cars & couches to used toilets!

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