We here at momlogic were surprised to hear all the hoopla surrounding the discovery of Bigfoot's body by two men in Georgia. Professional Bigfoot hunter John Biscardi is particularly enthused, "This is 'Eureka' man!"

Um, John you should've asked us first. We found Bigfoot WEEKS ago. Michael Phelps and his giant size 14 feet are being cited as the reason for his amazing swimming prowess. "It's that simple, and he has great ankle flexibility," says former Olympic medalist Clay Evans. "It's just incredible and big feet so it's a big flipper with the capability of moving in the right direction." Case closed!