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Orgy at the Olympics

Saturday, August 23, 2008
filed under: love & sex

Imagine, having a VIP pass to enter a village with 10,000 of the world's finest bodies. What would happen? You're about to find out.

Turns out sex wins the most gold medals at the Olympics.

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Two hundred countries, 10,000 athletes, 150,000 condoms, 30,000 tubes of lube. Yep. BenGay and athletic tape aren't the only things being distributed at the Olympic village. Now athletes can not just improve their achievements in their respective events, but also between the sheets. ESPN.com reported that in Athens, javelin thrower Breaux Greer said "there's a lot of sex going on. You get a lot of people who are in super shape and you know, testosterone's up and everybody's attracted to everybody." The Times Online's Matthew Syed, an Olympian himself, said, "The Olympics is a sex fest. I got laid more times in two-and-a half-weeks than in the rest of my life up to that point. For a 21-year-old with crooked teeth, it was a minor miracle."

Think about it: Thousands of Olympians, jogging and sashaying in the village clad in super-light lycra and exposing super toned flesh. People from all countries, excotic, muscular, athletic. Matthew said he "spent so much time in a state of lust, I could have passed out."

Now a commentator in Bejiing, Syed reports the same exact thing is happening there right now. One Australian tennis player told him "everyone is totally crazy once they are out of their competitions. God knows what it's going to be like this weekend. The swimmers finished earlier this week and it was like there was an eruption."

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So, where does this sexual explosion come from? And, how does a "regular" person get access? For many of the female athletes, any male athlete with a medal around his neck, even if he's geeky, is a complete object of desire. There is something about a gold medal winner, similar to a rock star or actor, that makes some women go nuts. Guess that's one thing a gold medal will do in the immediate aftermath--a quick route to writhe.

Remember, too, athletes have to display an unnatural amount of self-discipline to prepare for competition (and they are largely all young still). It's not surprising that after they complete their events. they're swigging alcohol  and ... well, you can imagine the rest. Lastly, an athlete has extra amounts of testosterone, "a key physiological driver of aggression, competition and virility," reports Times Online. This amounts to increased libibo in both men and women.

Then there's that other thing called being away from home. What happens in Beijing stays in Beijing?


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