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I'm on Cape Cod with my sister, her kids and my mother. "Relax, we're on vacation," one or both of them says to me every time we serve the kids a meal. My sister lives in Boston so she stocked the kitchen with food her pre-teens eat. Kid friendly food like Fruit Loops and marshmallows and yellow cheese slices. Very generous of her, except we live in Southern California. She may as well have stocked the shelves with rat poison

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"We're on vacation!" my sister said to me the first morning, handing my five year old a heaping bowl of sugar masquerading as cereal.

"Come on, Mom, my cousins are eating it!" I look over and see the tops of my niece and nephew's heads since they are both buried in their dishes. Quite a conundrum for me. If I say no, I'm insulting my sister. But if I say yes, I worry I am introducing my son to a taste treat that he'll spend the rest of his life chasing or running away from. I have. After spending the better part of my 20's subsisting on puffs, flakes and granola of sorts, with the occasional bowl of popcorn, I don't eat cereal any more at all.  I am trying desperately to keep my kids from food that I became, what some might call (and they'd be right), addicted to . I'm even trying to control the ones I never cared about, like popsicles. But really, how many popsicles is too many for a thirsty, sweaty five year old? I have no idea. My son would like to eat them until popsicle juice starts dripping out his nose. Should I let him? Should I let him experience feeling sick to his stomach of crappy food so he'll come to me begging for broccoli?

"Mooooom!! Everyone is making s'mores now MOM!" Gabriel wailed after dinner that night, handing me the empty bowl of mango sorbet I served him. It's not like I think fruit sorbet is actually healthy like, say, spinach, which I am convinced he will never eat in his life, but sorbet is still better than a marshmallow chocolate sandwich at 9 o'clock at night.

"I'm sorry Ga..." but before I can finish my thought my mother says, loading a marshmallow on a stick while balancing her third glass of chardonnay,

"What's the difference? He's on vacation?!"

"Okay," I say, giving up.

Tomorrow I'm going to go to Main St. in my bra and panties, find a life guard to sleep with, and do a line of coke. After all, I'm on vacation.

Dani Klein Modisett is the mom of two boys, and the creator/producer of Afterbirth...Stories You Won't Read in Parents Magazine.


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Anonymous August 26, 2008, 9:46 AM

“find a life guard to sleep with, and do a line of coke. After all, I’m on vacation.”

That part is un called for, just because you don’t want your child to eat those things, camparing these things with “doing a line of coke” is uncalled for. My child do not eat all those sugar treats but I have friend that do let their kids eat it and I dont mind. That the great thing about being a parent or even a person, you get to choice what or what not you what to eat!

praying4baby#2 August 26, 2008, 10:43 AM

I can TOTALLY relate! I have a sister-in-law who lets her kids do WHATEVER they want!! It makes it hard to discipline my own children. We also go on vacations together. I just HAVE to lay down the law!! We ALL have different ideas what parenting is all about!!
The funny thing is…most of time, her kids end up wanting to eat what MY children are eating!!

Anonymous August 26, 2008, 1:03 PM

anon, relax… she was joking.

mama_chita August 26, 2008, 9:08 PM

The last paragraph was the best!

Rational Mommy  August 26, 2008, 11:29 PM

“I’m even trying to control the ones I never cared about, like popsicles.”

So, because you dis-like a certain food, your children should as well? WOW, way to teach them to be their own people. “Kids, grow up to be just like Mommy because I’m perfect!”

Megan August 27, 2008, 1:08 AM

Letting them eat like that once in a while is completely different than an everyday ritual. Let them have cake and eat it too once in a while. Its all about portion control. This is what I don’t understand about these people; they’re so concerned with what they put into their mouths yet don’t even bother watching what comes out of them.

ashley August 27, 2008, 7:58 AM

When my brothers and I were little we used to love to go to my cousins house. Our mom always fed us very healthy and didn’t keep alot of junk food around. So we would go over there and pig out. My fave was cheese doritos dipped in cheese sauce. Now that we’re grown our cousins have weight problems and my brothers and I are all very thin. So relax, you’re on vacation. And to anonymous, laugh a little, it was a joke. I liked it.


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