If you thought craigslist was only for selling or buying an old dresser, think again.
Craigslist has become a place for missed connections (did you lock eyes with someone on the bus, but never said anything?), lost and found (lose a wallet in a cab last night?), searches for birth parents and discussion forums for everything from lesbians to wine. Even if you're not in the market for anything, there's something fascinating about seeing what other people are seeking. Here are some highlights...
2. Free Housing for 2 Ladies w/ Extreme High Feet Arches: I will provide 6 months free housing for two
open-minded ladies with extremely high feet arches. I am ONLY SEEKING LADIES WITH SKY HIGH FEET ARCHES. Please only serious responses. Provide close-up bare feet pictures, again no shoes! I will reply with condo pictures.
Poor flat-footed women. First the Army and now this!
But obviously she has terrible taste in men.
We are not sure if we think he's cute or creepy.
5. Free Giant Spool Wife Cheated On Me With: I no longer have any need for said spool due to coming home from work several hours early and finding my wife on top of said spool with another man. You pull up, load the spool, and leave. The spool in question is marked with a red X. You may only take this spool. I want to keep the rest of them.
6. Decapitated Dolls My daughter likes to pull the heads off of dolls. The therapist says we should let her, so we do. We have lots of headless dolls. Some of their heads may be retreivable; most probably not. Free to a good home.
Does it really matter what kind of home a headless doll lives in?
7. Sugar Momma Wanted! - 40: I am looking for a woman to take a chance with a great guy on a financial downswing. I have a 1 1/2 yr old son with 50/50 custody
Great! There's nothing more appetizing than a man in debt ready to mooch!
8. Calling all pregnant girls - 29: I'm looking for a unmarried pregnant girl who would like to hook up for a little fun. The more pregnant you are, the better.
This gives new meaning the the term "baby bump."
9. Seeking Stay-at-Home Trophy Wife to Marry - 32: The old-fashioned stay at home wife waits with dinner for when her husband comes home and is always there to clean and and take care of the kids, pursue various hobbies, and enjoy the day.
Always there to cook, clean, and take care of the kids? Wow, where do we sign up?
10. SEEKING MARRIED SEXY WIFES FOR PHONE SEX - 28: I LOVE PHONE SEX LOVE GETTING U OFF WHEN YOUR HUBBY IS GONE ALL DAY WILL TALK SWEET AND NASTY I'M GOOD LOOKING AND I WORK OUT LEAVE NUMBER BEST TIME 2 CALL WILL BE VERY DISCEET AND BLOCK ALL CALL IM MARREID 2
Good thing he's on the phone because his spelling is awful!
How did people find each other before the Internet again?