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If you thought craigslist was only for selling or buying an old dresser, think again.

Craigslist has become a place for missed connections (did you lock eyes with someone on the bus, but never said anything?), lost and found (lose a wallet in a cab last night?), searches for birth parents and discussion forums for everything from lesbians to wine. Even if you're not in the market for anything, there's something fascinating about seeing what other people are seeking. Here are some highlights...

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1. For Sale--One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model: Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position. Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

No warranty?

2. Free Housing for 2 Ladies w/ Extreme High Feet Arches: I will provide 6 months free housing for two
open-minded ladies with extremely high feet arches. I am ONLY SEEKING LADIES WITH SKY HIGH FEET ARCHES. Please only serious responses. Provide close-up bare feet pictures, again no shoes! I will reply with condo pictures.


Poor flat-footed women. First the Army and now this!

3. Trade my hot wife for 2 Celts tickets!: Trade 1 night with my wife -- she's 5 feet 4 inches, 105, brown hair eyes great body, tanned, toned, very pretty girl.

But obviously she has terrible taste in men.

4. Date my Mom: Divorced Wht Fem. seeking White Male - 63 (Potomac, MD) If you think you're fat or have been told recently that you need to lose weight, please stop reading this now. If you are looking for sex on the first or second date, you have the wrong woman.

We are not sure if we think he's cute or creepy.

5. Free Giant Spool Wife Cheated On Me With: I no longer have any need for said spool due to coming home from work several hours early and finding my wife on top of said spool with another man. You pull up, load the spool, and leave. The spool in question is marked with a red X. You may only take this spool. I want to keep the rest of them.

Did someone finally cheat on that Honey, I Shrunk The Kids guy?

6. Decapitated Dolls My daughter likes to pull the heads off of dolls. The therapist says we should let her, so we do. We have lots of headless dolls. Some of their heads may be retreivable; most probably not. Free to a good home.

Does it really matter what kind of home a headless doll lives in?

7. Sugar Momma Wanted! - 40: I am looking for a woman to take a chance with a great guy on a financial downswing. I have a 1 1/2 yr old son with 50/50 custody.

Great! There's nothing more appetizing than a man in debt ready to mooch!

8. Calling all pregnant girls - 29: I'm looking for a unmarried pregnant girl who would like to hook up for a little fun. The more pregnant you are, the better.

This gives new meaning the the term "baby bump."

9. Seeking Stay-at-Home Trophy Wife to Marry - 32: The old-fashioned stay at home wife waits with dinner for when her husband comes home and is always there to clean and and take care of the kids, pursue various hobbies, and enjoy the day.

Always there to cook, clean, and take care of the kids? Wow, where do we sign up?

10. SEEKING MARRIED SEXY WIFES FOR PHONE SEX - 28: I LOVE PHONE SEX LOVE GETTING U OFF WHEN YOUR HUBBY IS GONE ALL DAY WILL TALK SWEET AND NASTY I'M GOOD LOOKING AND I WORK OUT LEAVE NUMBER BEST TIME 2 CALL WILL BE VERY DISCEET AND BLOCK ALL CALL IM MARREID 2

Good thing he's on the phone because his spelling is awful!

How did people find each other before the Internet again?


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4 comments so far | Post a comment now
Amy August 6, 2008, 8:44 AM

Very funny!!

Jrgach August 6, 2008, 9:34 AM

I did find my trophy wife, only problem is she spends way too much time on her back when I’m not around….

March August 6, 2008, 12:25 PM

This is the result of a society with no values in decadence.

Anonymous August 6, 2008, 6:12 PM

Thank you Mom Logic! I was looking for a hot girl who liked to pull the heads off dolls. Search Over!!!!


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