Sarah Palin: Tanorexic
Monday, September 15, 2008
Did Sarah Palin install a tanning bed in the Governor's Mansion?
Guess that Midnight Sun isn't enough to keep Governor Palin looking her bronzed best. Palin, the self-proclaimed "ordinary hockey mom," reportedly likes to get her tan on in her very own personal tanning bed before greeting constituents -- just like tanning god George Hamilton.
Roger Wetherell of Alaska's Department of Transportation and Public Facilities says the bed was put in "shortly after she took office [in early 2007] and moved into the mansion."
Tanning beds usually run anywhere from $2,000 to $3,000 -- making McCain's $520 Ferragamo loafers look like a bargain. Didn't Mrs. Palin proclaim at the GOP convention that she was going to cut the fat in her moose-riddled state of Alaska -- and she fired her personal chef? So what if her kids aren't eating as well as they used to? At least mom doesn't look pasty out on the campaign trail.

Roger Wetherell of Alaska's Department of Transportation and Public Facilities says the bed was put in "shortly after she took office [in early 2007] and moved into the mansion."
Tanning beds usually run anywhere from $2,000 to $3,000 -- making McCain's $520 Ferragamo loafers look like a bargain. Didn't Mrs. Palin proclaim at the GOP convention that she was going to cut the fat in her moose-riddled state of Alaska -- and she fired her personal chef? So what if her kids aren't eating as well as they used to? At least mom doesn't look pasty out on the campaign trail.
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