The Duggars are Sex Machines
There's only one thing we know for sure about Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar, parents of 17 kids with one on the way: They've had a lot of sex.
It was just announced that the Duggars are going to have their own reality TV show on the Discovery Channel.
News sources everywhere are jumping on the bandwagon with "Duggar
Family Fun Facts:" They've used over 90,000 diapers! They do 200 loads
of wash a month! All the kids names start with "J"! Here's one "fun"
fact that never seems to make the list:
The Duggars love to get it on....and on and on and on...
Cover the ears of their 17 kids.
Most of us with just a couple of kids find it a challenge to maintain a healthy sex life. So how does Michelle Duggar, a woman who's been pregnant 12 out of her 41 years, find time to have sex -- not to mention finding a moment to herself to wait for the results of her many, many pregnancy tests? We've compiled a list of 5 things you need to know about the Duggar's prolific sex life.
Momlogic's Top 5 Duggar Sex "Facts"
1) Michelle Duggar can get her groove on.
When you've got 17 people calling you Mom, focusing on sex can be a
challenge. To get in the mood, does Michelle Duggar work herself into a
catatonic state? Is that catatonic state called "sleep"?
2) The Duggars love pregnant sex.
How do we know? Well, the average gap between Duggar pregnancies is 18
months. Guess Mr. Duggar doesn't mind getting sprayed with breast milk
every time he touches his wife's breasts/feeding stations during
foreplay. Hope he's not lactose intolerant!
3) Duggar sex is quiet sex.
Seventeen kids equals 34 ears -- all listening. Michelle's probably not
screaming out Jim Bob's name during orgasm -- otherwise 17 lights
instantly go on -- and the Duggar electric bill skyrockets.
4) Duggar sex is at night.
You can bet the Duggars aren't grabbing any "afternoon delight" with 17
kids milling around the house asking for help with homework, to kiss a
boo-boo, or who simply need to "latch on" to Mom. Nope, no quickies in
the kitchen for the Duggars. The only time they can have sex is under
the covers -- under the cover of darkness.
5) Duggar kids know where babies come from.
They come from the bedroom. Every time Ma and Pa Duggar get behind closed doors, odds are you get a new sibling.
Will you watch the Duggars' new show?
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