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The Duggars are Sex Machines

Saturday, September 20, 2008

There's only one thing we know for sure about Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar, parents of 17 kids with one on the way: They've had a lot of sex.

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It was just announced that the Duggars are going to have their own reality TV show on the Discovery Channel.

News sources everywhere are jumping on the bandwagon with "Duggar Family Fun Facts:" They've used over 90,000 diapers! They do 200 loads of wash a month! All the kids names start with "J"! Here's one "fun" fact that never seems to make the list:
The Duggars love to get it on....and on and on and on...

Cover the ears of their 17 kids.

Most of us with just a couple of kids find it a challenge to maintain a healthy sex life. So how does Michelle Duggar, a woman who's been pregnant 12 out of her 41 years, find time to have sex -- not to mention finding a moment to herself to wait for the results of her many, many pregnancy tests? We've compiled a list of 5 things you need to know about the Duggar's prolific sex life.

Momlogic's Top 5 Duggar Sex "Facts"

1) Michelle Duggar can get her groove on.
When you've got 17 people calling you Mom, focusing on sex can be a challenge. To get in the mood, does Michelle Duggar work herself into a catatonic state? Is that catatonic state called "sleep"?

2) The Duggars love pregnant sex.
How do we know? Well, the average gap between Duggar pregnancies is 18 months. Guess Mr. Duggar doesn't mind getting sprayed with breast milk every time he touches his wife's breasts/feeding stations during foreplay. Hope he's not lactose intolerant!

3) Duggar sex is quiet sex.
Seventeen kids equals 34 ears -- all listening. Michelle's probably not screaming out Jim Bob's name during orgasm -- otherwise 17 lights instantly go on -- and the Duggar electric bill skyrockets.

4) Duggar sex is at night.
You can bet the Duggars aren't grabbing any "afternoon delight" with 17 kids milling around the house asking for help with homework, to kiss a boo-boo, or who simply need to "latch on" to Mom. Nope, no quickies in the kitchen for the Duggars. The only time they can have sex is under the covers -- under the cover of darkness.

5) Duggar kids know where babies come from.
They come from the bedroom. Every time Ma and Pa Duggar get behind closed doors, odds are you get a new sibling.

Will you watch the Duggars' new show?

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Good for them! I couldn’t do it! My question: How are these kids getting the right amount of attention from each their parents?? I know MANY parents are struggling with this AND they only have 2 or 3 kids?! AND HOW IN THE WORLD CAN THEY AFFORD INSURANCE, DENTAL, CLOTHES, COLLEGE, ETC.??
- praying4baby#2
Posted 09/20/08 04:10 PM
 
Sadly, I watch this show depsite the fact that it angers me to watch it. She actually just had her 18th child >_ I mean if the world wasn’t already overpopulated she’s gotta shove 18 more in to the world knowing that one day they will each need a home + cars + 2+ children each. Dear God, America will collapse on itself.
- Kat
Posted 09/21/08 12:13 AM
 
Kat~~ Your comment is very disturbing. Let me ask you, which of those beautiful children do you think she shouldn’t of had? Geesh, we don’t live in China this is the USA and we are in charge of our reprduction. As far as these children being a drain, I’m willing to bet they will not be a drain on our country, when they get older. I’m sure they will be brought up as good citizens and make great contributions to our society. As for the question of attention, it is hard to say unless you have experienced it. I know people, IRL, that have 12 children and take the time for each of them. Unless you live in a large family, it is hard to understand the dynamics of that family. I have 4 children, and I could not imagine only having one. That does not mean that the only child is lonely, it means it’s hard for me to understand because I have not experienced it.
- Lee
Posted 09/21/08 02:47 PM
 
Congratulations, So my question is if i had 17 kids would i get a t.v. show? Whats really sad is i feel sorry for all the moms out there who would give their right arm just to have one child and just think all these young celebrities like britney and jami having baby’s, these young girls are babys having babys and then you have the Duggar family come along and have another child, I guess you guys didn’t do your home work on the population of China are is it we can’t wait for that to happen to the U.S. as well. Have you guys heard of birth control. And did you know having baby after baby can damage a womans insides, Well good luck to the both of you and your show but don’t expect me to sit and watch it i have my hands full already between a loving wife 4 kids job,college,kids soccer,i am sure the rest of the non celebrity world understands.
- R.C.
Posted 09/22/08 12:43 AM
 
God sometimes the commentators here are soooo judgemental it makes me glad I do not live in the States. If the kids are happy and loved, who gives a hoot. It isn’t as if they are asking you to bring up their kids!
- redmum
Posted 09/22/08 07:15 AM
 
I have watched the few and very few times that I have seen this family on T.V. However I was shocked to hear that she will soon have another. Yes the children look fine and somewhat happy, but to me they look more robotic then kids today who you see playing and having fun, its as if each time the mom gets P.G. they other children raise the one before, That to me doesn’t seem fair. But then again Im a mother of one who for me was very hard, not the rasing my child part but the income, INS, etc, as a mother we always want for our child what we didn’t get as children. My son is now a very well mannered young man with two children and a very good job!!! and I see them struggle at times. Would I have had another child if I could have, yes more than likly, but In my life I believe things happen for a reason, and if God has given this family that many children then so be it. I again just hope that each child is able to be themselves and are not on this earth to help mom raise her ever after children. I know they seem to dress the way mom does almost clut like, I have never seen the children wear jeans, a skort, or jewelery. so in my eyes they are not being raised in todays society. They are being raised to not see the world as it really is. Good and Bad of the world. Thanks Becka
- Lillyisaflower2
Posted 09/22/08 10:10 AM
 
What gives anyone the right to judge? I have seen their shows many times. The kids are well brought up, they all have manners and use them. Yes they do also help out and seem to enjoy it. When the last baby ( Jennifer , I think) came along the kids who were old enough to understand were thrilled to have another sister. Just becasue you couldnt handle having that many kids doesnt give you the right to judge these people. and as for being able to afford INSURANCE, DENTAL, CLOTHES, COLLEGE, ETC.?? thats no ones business but theirs! If they want to keep having kids then more power to them and God bless.
- the.lilangel
Posted 10/16/08 04:49 PM
 
I think it’s just great.It’s up to them how many children they have and nothing to do with anybody else.Thye’re having children for goodness sake,not committing murder! Now, let’s hope number 19 comes along soon!!!
- Bigfella
Posted 10/18/08 11:49 AM
 
If some seem to forget, back in Biblical times, heck, back a few hundred years, women were having babies for most of their lives. A woman’s body can handle it. Her uterus may be a little loose, but at least she’s not have miscarriage after miscarriage. And I’m glad that they love their children. There are too many people in this country who shouldn’t have even had children. It’s nice to see a family who works together and loves each other, even if they do dress a bit out of the ordinary. And can I just make a point of saying that they wouldn’t have all these kids if they couldn’t afford it. They seem like they know what they’re doing.
- Brittany
Posted 10/26/08 11:24 PM
 
I’ve watched the Duggars too. I agree with Lee about Kat. If the world is so overpopulated Kat, why are you still here? You should keep ypur derogatory comment about the Duggars to yourself. God has a different plan for all his creatures. May be he planned for you to have 1 or 2 kids. For the Duggars, he planned for alot more.
- Mark
Posted 11/21/08 03:30 PM
 
i hate how some of you are so ignorant about their family. first of all they used to use birth control but after a miscarage they decided to have as many children as god wanted them to. they are a great family with very good values. who cares how many kids they have? if you dont like how big their family is or u think they r taking up space in the world, why dont you ask god himself why he created them! they are great children!
- anna
Posted 11/30/08 12:52 AM
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